diello: (Emilie Autumn)
I've been meaning to write about some things I've seen/read/heard/whatever for a while, and like a well-oiled machine of stupidity, I forgot to list the things I wanted until too long has gone by and am unsure if I've covered everything, so let's go by ear here...

Saw:

The fall shows have started again, and they've survived their first season well (except one, which I'll get to).

Once Upon a Time began with Michael Raymond-James rocking out to Lou Reed so as to get the True Blood fans reeled in, and then washed in a load of new characters! Rumple and Belle finally get kissy-kissy, but (spoiler) she keeps breaking up with him over and over. Look, girl, this is Robert Fucking Carlyle, okay? Sheesh! Some of my feelings on characters change, and some remain the same - like my growing like for Jennifer Morrison and her mostly believable ability to take in all the crazy shit going on around her all at once; and my continued disdain for Henry, whose latest superpower seems to have switched from getting away with skipping school all the time to turning on/off his sort-of love for the woman who fucking raised him at the drop of a hat. One thing in particular, though? Captain Hook (we should all know by now how much I've studied this subject). In the S2 Teaser released at Comic Con, they show Captain Hook breaking into Gold's antique shop to retrieve his hook, which he attaches to the right/correct hand. This pleased me! Nobody gets this right! But when he finally appears in the show, not only is he NOT named James M. Hook, but he has the left/wrong hand cut off! Other than that, though, I actually do like this rendition of him. The name thing's weird though. I just think of it as a sort of pass-me-down title here, like the Dread Pirate Roberts from Princess Bride. Really, though, Killian Jones?? Everyone else seems to have kept their classic names.

American Horror Story, which I've yet to catch up on, is very pretty, in a grungy way (you all should also know how much I'm into grungy, rusty, old-time asylum stuff). The recycled cast is nice, because it reminds me that this is the same show as last year. From the first episode, I thought it would just be a real-life-things horror story (since old-time asylums, and the procedures within, are very scary to begin with), with a crazed murderer, sick bastards, and electroshock therapy, but then they throw in a demonic possession (yeah, I know they also had an alien abduction, but *YAWN* It was so dull, I forget it happened until they keep flashing back). Charles doesn't seem to be taking to the show to well, but I will keep my hopes up.

I don't know if I should even bother touching on the Walking Dead. I will not succumb to Stockholm Syndrome over this show any longer (though I LOVED the silence/action of the first episode- peeled a guy's face right off!!!). I haven't seen the latest episode yet, but I heard it's dull as hell. Back to the old regime from last season, I see. But if all goes according to plan (er... comic book), I won't have to keep my hate on for (SPOILER!!!) Lori much longer. I do like the concept of the big house, though. Couldn't keep Carl in the house, so we brought him to prison. Woo.

Well, that's about it for shows. Movies?

The Perks of Being a Wallflower was really good! Not like instant classic good, but really good anyway. I went to see this with Charles and my little sister. She and I were obsessed with this book since it came out - The book made our entire adolescent lives infinitely better. It's one of my (actually, our) most-read books on the shelf, and has always been one of my favourite gifts to give someone who I think needs to read it (and haven't been wrong since). And it hasn't lost itself in the 13 years it took to have a movie made of it. My sister and I shared little whispers throughout the film, about the actors being great/terrible for the role, which parts were cut, and which blah blah blah. The one scene they got totally wrong, yet was still really beautiful anyway, was The Tunnel Song scene, where, in the book, the three of them are riding in the pickup (it's Sam's truck in the book, but Patricks's in the film) with Charlie in the middle, and they're on their way to a party, and the song comes on the radio. No one's ever heard it, and (being the days before the internet got wildly popular) is just about impossible to find. They all sit really quiet, driving along, listening to this song, and at the end, Charlie says "I feel infinite." And they both look at him like he just said the greatest thing in the world, because the song was that good. And the name of the song was never revealed, because it's something the readers must experience for themselves. In the film, it was David Bowie's song Heroes. They should have hired someone to make a song to play here.

Later that week, my sister and I went to the Little to see V/H/S with a special Skype Q&A with the producer. The movie is 5 or so scary stories, and I pretty much liked them all. Didn't love any of them, if memory serves, but they weren't that bad. Actually, the last one, with the haunted house, was a little too cheesy. Really glad the shakey camera (on VHS cam-corders) didn't make me sick, but SHOCK, people actually knew how to keep a hand-held mostly still :D

(isn't this lame- I can't think of any other films I've watched in the past month, BUT, just added to the TO WATCH list is Alien and the Riddick Trilogy! as well as Pretear, an anime I got hooked on while at a friend's hosue)

Read:

Comic books! (here's where my wrist gets sore, so the reviews are going to be quick and dirty)

On my current Pull List, I've got Courtney Crumrin, which just started a new story arc, so I'll be getting to reviewing that at a later date; Fairest (same thing - new story arc), and Glory (also the same thing).

I have recently read the first trade paperback of a comic book called Saga, which I received for my birthday from my friend Tiffani, who highly recommends it. I must admit, I didn't think I'd much care for it, reading about half-way through. There are some long-winded parts where it's just talk-talk-talk and no real story commences, but the action is neat! I've become hooked, and will be adding it to my pull list so I don't miss the next (I do need more to pull).

Finally got a (slightly defected) copy of Wet Moon 6 by [livejournal.com profile] mooncalfe Ross Campbell, (with a little green spot on the cover from the press) and it is great! And I'm not just saying that because I got to dress Myrtle for her show and got an in-comic shout-out (both of which can be seen on page 109)!! It's great, because it is a somber episode (yea, I say episodes when I talk about comics), where (MAJOR SPOILER) my favourite character Trilby is found stabbed and left for dead in the swamp, but SHE SURVIVED!!! We get to see how all the characters handle her being in a coma during a time of change for them all. Cleo loses her hair (and it grows back white), Marten becomes a shut-in, and Myrtle is an even more fuckier fuck-fuck!!!! Can't wait for 7!!

Currently reading The Night Circus a novel by Erin Mortensomething (or something like that).

Also read the final Bizenghast GN (by [livejournal.com profile] sadwonderland, and the GN Vietnamerica, by GB Tran, who I had the immeasurable pleasure of meeting last year at my school's art gallery. But I won't be reviewing them, because I read them a few months ago, and they aren't too clear in my mind.



Heard:

Got a shit-tonne of music recently. Here's what I've got to review so far.

Weep - Alate: I really like this album because it reminds me of a gothy Polaris. It's more crisp than their previous stuff (more crisp, but still not totally crisp), and the songs are more distinct, I think. This is a really good album to listen to while working on stuff. It's my favourite of all their albums so far!

Emilie Autumn - Fight Like a Girl: This is a work of art!!! She did all the gruntwork of this album, the mastering, the mixing, all the producing! It's kind of a story album, too. Very theatrical, with a major stage flair! The lyrics are fun, hokey, serious, and lovely all mixed in one! The music reminds me a lot of Malice Mizer (Klaha era)! And I can't get enough of it :D

The Cog Is Dead: Obviously steampunk, with a good set of stories, but some songs just don't seem to fit, like the third song in (right after the big single that won me over Blood, Sweat, and Tears) called Loverboy which is a hokey, upbeat banjo/uke love song thing. They have a couple of weird unfit songs with a Casio pop beat, which is okay, the songs aren't bad, but then it goes straight downhill on track 12, which is a ridiculous Reggae love song called I Want Only You, complete with a "ya-mon" voiceover that all-together leaves a horrid taste in my mouth just by hearing it. Without these weird additions, this album would be a really nice story.

Voltaire - BiTrektual: [insert extremely shining review here].
No really, it's an amazing album! The concept is all Star Wars / Star Trek, with a couple of songs about both (like the title track, as well as Expendable, about Troopers/Redshirts)! He even has guest singers from various Star Trek shows! He threw on the live album dialogues, and even re-recorded his acoustic mini-album Banned on Vulcan with a full band, which was a great experience for me, because it was like hearing entirely new songs! On top of that, one of those original songs, The USS Makes Shit Up, involves a bonus verse in the live version, and on THIS album, there's a couple new lyrics, and YET ANOTHER BONUS VERSE to cover the Star Trek movie!! To throw things a bit off-course, he has one song NOT about the Stars: It's Bigger On The Inside, about (guess what!) Doctor Who! I've listened to this album SO MUCH. I think the one I've heard more than the others is Docking Bay 94, which is a Star Wars song, but Voltaire says it's an allegory to his running away from home at age 17 (the same time I did, too). I really love the flow of the song, even though I've... never... seen Star Wars 8(

Other music I've acquired recently are by Elemental, Miss Derringer, Evelyn Evelyn, Dionysos, the Lo soundtrack, and This Way to the Egress, but I've heard them all a long time ago, so I'm not going to review them.


Played:

Alice: The Madness Returns: Wow. This game was so much fun! I'm sad to admit, I never got used to the controls enough to complete the first game, but it wasn't entirely necessary to beat the first to understand this one. The story of her repressed memories are far darker than they were in the first, delving into child abuse, misplaced guilt, and murder. The soundtrack was more subtle, but the gameplay was easier, and the story was more full, with a real ending. I spent one weekend playing this game, and ended up with severe gamer's thumb. Soon I'll be ready for a second go.

Yet to play: Batman Arkham Asylum & Arkham City, and Bioshock 1 & 2.



And I think that's it for my reviews.
diello: (Reid)
The Night Circus
The Girl Who Would Be King
Gun Machine
La Mecanique du Coeur
Let the Right One In
The Bookseller of Kabul
Ready Player One
The Windup Girl
Battle Royale
Wigfield
The Asylym for Wayward Victorian Girls
Palimpsest
The King In Yellow
RUR
Boneshaker
Dreadnought
Game of Thrones
Metamorphose en bord de ciel
Warm Bodies
Clues T3
Howl's Moving Castle
The Boys from Brazil
The Stranger
Storykiller
Doomed

Books

Apr. 1st, 2010 06:58 pm
diello: (30 door key)

I went to a second-hand bookstore in the East End today after picking up my fiddle from the repair shop. Came home with a 1904 edition of a Poe book of essays and philosophies, a 1935 edition of Paradise Lost!!! A 1912 edition of The Outcry by Henry James, and a 1943 edition of The Idiot by Dostoevsky :). So happy for the Milton book!!

Book list

Jan. 21st, 2010 10:29 pm
diello: (Hook Fetish)
So, I have a book list started and it is one of my resolutions to read more, so I intend to finish all of them, plus some, or at least Nearly, and leave some for next year. Changes may be made, I may find I don't like a book and will stop, and switch, ALL OF THESE ARE OFF MY SHELF (so no new ones yet) and these are in no particular order:

The Good Fairies of New York, by Martin Millar (finished yesterday. It was cute)
13 Bullets, by David Wellington
99 Coffins, by David Wellington
Slaughterhouse Five, by Kurt Vonnegut; (yeah, it wasn't required reading when I was in school)
Sharp Teeth, by Toby Barlow
Captain Hook, by J.V. Hart
Prom, by Laurie Halse Anderson
The Essential Tales of Chekhov, by Anton Chekhov; (to finish)
The Littlest Hitler, by various authors
A Season in Hell and Illuminations, by Arthur Rimbaud
Freak Show, by James St. James
Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley
Mister B. Gone, by Clive Barker
The Child Thief, by Brom
Desert Rose, by Brom
Tommy's Tale, by Alan Cumming
Junior, by Macaulay Culkin
Pygmy, by Chuck Palahniuk
Diary, by Chuck Palahniuk; (to finish)
A Journey of the Plague Year, by Daniel Defoe
Everything is Illuminated, by Jonathan Safran Foer
The Rebel, by Albert Camus
Resistance, Rebellion, and Death, by Albert Camus
Beyond Good and Evil, by Friedrich Nietzsche
Darkness Visible, by William Golding
Perfume, by Patrick Suskind; (to finish)
Good Omens, by Terry Pratchet and Neil Gaiman; (to finish)
Dune, by Frank Herbert; (to finish)
American Gods, by Neil Gaiman
Forsaken House, by Richard Baker
Under the Jolly Roger, by L.A. Meyer
Peter Pan in Scarlet, by Geraldine McCaughrean
The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls, by Emilie Autumn

Series:
Discworld, by Terry Pratchet
A Series of Unfortunate Events, by Lemony Snickett; (to finish)

Note the slightly dominate theme of Pirates...

Oh, and I finally FINALLY finished Lolita. I decided to read the last 6 or so chapters along with dreamy Jeremy Irons. I especially loved the last page.
diello: (Default)
Day 01 → Your favourite song
Day 02 → Your favourite movie
Day 03 → Your favourite television programme
Day 04 → Your favourite book
Day 05 → Your favourite quote
Day 06 → Whatever tickles your fancy
Day 07 → A photo that makes you happy
Day 08 → A photo that makes you angry/sad
Day 09 → A photo you took
Day 10 → A photo of you taken over ten years ago
Day 11 → A photo of you taken recently
Day 13 → A fictional book


Day 14 → A non-fictional book
Day 15 → A fanfic
Day 16 → A song that makes you cry (or nearly)
Day 17 → An art piece (painting, drawing, sculpture, etc.)
Day 18 → Whatever tickles your fancy
Day 19 → A talent of yours
Day 20 → A hobby of yours
Day 21 → A recipe
Day 22 → A website
Day 23 → A YouTube video
Day 24 → Whatever tickles your fancy
Day 25 → Your day, in great detail
Day 26 → Your week, in great detail
Day 27 → This month, in great detail
Day 28 → This year, in great detail
Day 29 → Hopes, dreams and plans for the next 365 days
Day 30 → Whatever tickles your fancy




Disco Bloodbath (a fabulous but true tale of murder in clubland), better known as Party Monster, by James St. James, is one of my all-time favourite books. It recounts the events leading up to Michael Alig's murder of the drug dealer Angel and the fabulous life of being young and addicted to glamor in New York City.

The style of writing is quirky as hell and highly influenced my own writing (in some respect).

I highly recommend this book, and I highly recommend that you watch the movie, too. They are both fabulous. And honestly, nobody but Seth Green (short of the hermit James St. James himself) could portray James St. James :) Hell, everyone in the movie were great choices, I think.

Day 13

Jan. 14th, 2010 07:29 pm
diello: (perfume)
Day 01 → Your favourite song
Day 02 → Your favourite movie
Day 03 → Your favourite television programme
Day 04 → Your favourite book
Day 05 → Your favourite quote
Day 06 → Whatever tickles your fancy
Day 07 → A photo that makes you happy
Day 08 → A photo that makes you angry/sad
Day 09 → A photo you took
Day 10 → A photo of you taken over ten years ago
Day 11 → A photo of you taken recently


Day 13 → A fictional book
Day 14 → A non-fictional book
Day 15 → A fanfic
Day 16 → A song that makes you cry (or nearly)
Day 17 → An art piece (painting, drawing, sculpture, etc.)
Day 18 → Whatever tickles your fancy
Day 19 → A talent of yours
Day 20 → A hobby of yours
Day 21 → A recipe
Day 22 → A website
Day 23 → A YouTube video
Day 24 → Whatever tickles your fancy
Day 25 → Your day, in great detail
Day 26 → Your week, in great detail
Day 27 → This month, in great detail
Day 28 → This year, in great detail
Day 29 → Hopes, dreams and plans for the next 365 days
Day 30 → Whatever tickles your fancy



A fictional book I want to talk about is... Lolita!

Everyone knows the general storyline, but one can only appreciate the complexity of this controversial relationship between Dolores “Lolita/Lola/Lo” Haze and her step-father/lover, Humbert Humbert, by reading Nabokov’s hauntingly beautiful prose, which reveals his expert awareness of the English language (though it wasn’t even his first!). This dangerously romantic, mysterious, violent and highly emotive novel foraged ahead into new territory, and has yet to meet its literary match.

I've been reading this book on and off for the past couple of years and have loved every single second of it. Especially when I couple it with the audiobook, where Jeremy Irons (<3<3<3!) reads it to me ever... so... softly. Even when I'm not listening to the audio, I still hear his voice in my head. And from what I've seen of the film, he IS Humbert Humbert, and Kubrick can go suck it.
diello: (Default)
Day 01 → Your favourite song
Day 02 → Your favourite movie
Day 03 → Your favourite television programme
Day 04 → Your favourite book
Day 05 → Your favourite quote
Day 06 → Whatever tickles your fancy
Day 07 → A photo that makes you happy
Day 08 → A photo that makes you angry/sad
Day 09 → A photo you took
Day 10 → A photo of you taken over ten years ago
Day 11 → A photo of you taken recently


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Day 13 → A fictional book
Day 14 → A non-fictional book
Day 15 → A fanfic
Day 16 → A song that makes you cry (or nearly)
Day 17 → An art piece (painting, drawing, sculpture, etc.)
Day 18 → Whatever tickles your fancy
Day 19 → A talent of yours
Day 20 → A hobby of yours
Day 21 → A recipe
Day 22 → A website
Day 23 → A YouTube video
Day 24 → Whatever tickles your fancy
Day 25 → Your day, in great detail
Day 26 → Your week, in great detail
Day 27 → This month, in great detail
Day 28 → This year, in great detail
Day 29 → Hopes, dreams and plans for the next 365 days
Day 30 → Whatever tickles your fancy

There is no Day 12, I've just realized. So I shall take this time to put a fun handwriting/book meme. Sorry it's a little dark. I did it at work. If you have difficulty reading it, right-click > view image will bring it to its full size... you're meant to write the directions in, too.

diello: (shaun)
So, I decided to take a personal week off from school (except Tuesday and today). I had a paper due in Sci-Fi lit class, and a sci-fi meeting right after, so I decided not to skip, even though that was the only thing on my agenda (and I still had to write the last page of my paper and print it).

I also needed to get Lobster Girl's measurements because I'm making her a skirt for her birthday tomorrow.

So, I went to class. We had finished reading 2001: A Space Odyssey last week, and then started watching the movie this week, while discussing the book over it. So I didn't really miss anything in the classes I skipped.

Today, we started watching the part where they go find the monolith on the moon, and then Hal starts acting up (the part of the book with Hal is the only part I really liked in the book).

Well, during the moon scene, they played this fucking creepy-ass music. And everyone was watching, and I was looking around, and just started giggling a little bit, and then had to clap my hand over my mouth to keep from making any noise. I turned back to Lobster Girl and she started giggling, too. Probably at me giggling, and then Silvio (our teacher) turned to me and said, "You okay?" And Turtles and Lobster Girl started laughing with me, and I attempted to not laugh out loud while I expressed how ridiculous the music was, and then I just burst out laughing! Tears ran down my face, and I couldn't stop!

That music sounded like they were attending a seance or a sacrifice in a freaking haunted house! It was a bunch of voices singing "EEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEe!" Oh my god, it was hilarious!

I kinda felt bad, but that may just be because I had tacos for lunch just before that class.
diello: (Default)
A one-minute-thirty-eight-second musical version of HP Lovecraft’s THE SHADOW OVER INNSMOUTH. George Taylor is mad.
Lyrics by the HP Lovecraft Historical Society:

Valentines

Feb. 14th, 2009 09:31 am
diello: (maser)
I don't like to celebrate Valentine's day. I like going out with friends... couples AND single people, and just having a good time like any other day.

But a few days ago, Charles came home and said "Can I give you your Valentine's Day gift early?" And I was appalled! I said "Dude, I thought we agreed no Valentines. I can't afford to get you anything, and I used all my brain juice on what to get you (he is impossible to shop for) on your X-Mess gift!"

Then he pulled out Warren Ellis's novel, Crooked Little Vein, for which I had recently expressed a desire. And then I wasn't mad anymore ;)


On a pro-valentines note: Check out [livejournal.com profile] bratty_princess's journal today for a link to a bunch of valentines I had made in her honor (with the covers and images of her comics).
diello: (don't)
This is the best book review I've ever read. From [livejournal.com profile] icantmakeme, from Awesomeville:

I have just finished reading the condensed plot of every 'Twilight' novel.

And I could weep. According to Stephenie Myer's website some of her favourite authors are Douglas Adams, Jane Austen and William Shakespeare. She even says that the Twilight books are based on Pride And Prejudice, Midsummer Nights Dream etc etc etc oh my god I can't continue to type rationally about this WHAT THE FUCK is going on with people encouraging young girls/women to read these books? Jesus Christ. Extreme sports vampires? Controlling relationships? Realising you totally love this other guy too because he forces himself on you? Giving up your education to get married and immediately have a baby even though you're not really 'into' the idea of marriage? WHAT. THE. FUCK? This is some kind of Mormon propaganda and it's not even well written propaganda. First person is difficult enough to conquer without it being attempted by a person who appears to have a level of literary skill that Mills And Boon would be ashamed to own. Hell, that a teenage girl would be ashamed to own! Don't even get me started on the fact one of the books contains blank pages because 'Bella Swan' is so overwhelmed by her high-school boyfriend leaving her that she has some kind of black-out for several months. A black-out which results in the author not having to write anything connecting act one to act three, I assume. This same teenage 'heroine' also says, "Shoot." when she gets a paper-cut. Mind you, it was a life threatening paper-cut. Myer's next novel is allegedly "science fiction for people who don't like science fiction" and the plot summary details what is basically a polygamous relationship. Ummmmm……Mormons? Anybody? I have to go sleep this off.


And this comic (entitled, "Twilight or Toilet") by Mara gives an accurate description, too:

diello: (shaun)


Summary from io9.com:
"Pride and Prejudice and Zombies features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie action. As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton—and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she's soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers—and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield as Elizabeth wages war against hordes of flesh-eating undead. Complete with 20 illustrations in the style of C. E. Brock (the original illustrator of Pride and Prejudice), this insanely funny expanded edition will introduce Jane Austen's classic novel to new legions of fans."



AND HOLY SHIT, IT'S GETTING A MOVIE!!!!!
diello: (meezy peezy)
I got three books I wanted!

First, a comic:




And and and!!!



Yes! I had to navigate Amazon in French to get them! I am the golden one!
diello: (shimotsuma)

You, [livejournal.com profile] pax_athena... you are AMAZING! I love you, girl! You have no idea how much I wish I could hug you right now!!

Let me tell you people about this wonderful person... she's awesome :)
She got me the one thing at the top of my birthday wish list:



It has everything I've ever wanted to learn, including how to make a lifecast, molds, beautiful masks, creepy elf ears, and even false teeth! I wish I had a scanner so I could share some of the gorgeous imagery with you.

Also she got me this gem:


I remember reading a couple of Chekhov's stories when I was 19 or 20... The Kiss is the only one that sticks out in my mind, but I can't remember it, so I am glad to have this collection!

THANK YOU SO MUCH VICTORIA!! You are the best!!!!!

diello: (Default)

Gift cards/ Gift certificates / money. That's what I chiefly want. For what?

1. JoAnne Fabrics. Best place around to get cheap and nice fabric 'n' stuff.

2. Amazon.com (or Borders)

2(1/2). These books (and a movie):


3. Threadless.com

4. JList.com

5. ThinkGeek.com

6. A funny birthday card :)
(thanks [livejournal.com profile] botia for sending me the first one I've gotten :)

diello: (scary stories)
On the way to getting some domestic things for the apartment (I traded in some CDs at Record Archive for store credit, which I used to buy a bathroom sink set, and a tin of bandaids), and some video things for the video shoot (hair dye, wrapping paper, and sparkler candles), I also got Irvine Welsh's latest novel If You Liked School, You'll Love Work and Neil Gaiman's Fragile Things in trade paperback, and Bizenghast book 4 (while I still don't have book 3). I also got the latest issue of Serena Valentino's Nightmares and Fairytales and a special surprise... a new trade comic from Ted Naifeh's Courtney Crumrin series!! It's called Courtney Crumrin and the Fire Theif's Tale and it is about her first adventure in eastern Europe with her Uncle. And speaking of really good comics, I almost forgot. I also got Aaron A.'s latest comic Kimmi66 which was great and also quite sad.

Next on my list is Nightmares #22, and Courtney Crumrin and the Prince of Nowhere. The cover looks beautiful!

diello: (laura palmer)
I asked some people for help with my dress for Voltaire's video shoot audition, but nobody came over, so the dress is not even half... started. I will not be going to Philadelphia to be in Voltaire's first music video. I'm kinda bummed, but then again, I would be wary of ruining the mystique of cool around Voltaire... if I worked with him, would I discover that he's not that amazing to be around? I recall a friend of my mom's who was a roadie for Tori Amos, who said that although she is amazing to her fans, she is a horrible bitch to work for. I don't want to experience anything like that. I was already a little disappointed in meeting Gregor (Voltaire's amazing violinist) for the first time at Dracula's Ball, Halloween '05. I was so excited until he started trying to cop a feel. It sort of ruined it for me. That's the risk you take when you meet your idols in person.

So instead of that, I am going to try Chuck Palahniuk's MySpace Top Friends Contest. It's not important to me if I'm on anyones' top friends list, but the contest sounds so cool that I just have to try. The contest is to make your default user picture be a clever representation of Chuck Palahniuk. Since I hacked up my wedding gown, I can pretty much nix the idea of posing in front of a thrashed car. Besides... everyone's going to do that. I have a plan that involves a jar of teeth.
diello: (what is it?)
This review is not mine. The person who wrote it needs to get a life, seriously. He just bashed a movie that was based (relatively well) on an epic poem written in the 8th century.

First, he goes into this unnecessarily long conversation with himself about how he doesn't think it should have been rated PG-13:

In your contemplation of whether to watch this 100% CGI game-to-screen film, remember that a bad influence does not have to be real to influence badly: that the "non-reality" of CGI as opposed to live actors and actresses does not excuse the content. Only six uses of profanity and no intercourse does not make a PG-13 of a R.

In the film there is nothing "partial" abut the nudity [...] Nudity is rampant. Full nudity. Male. Female. Frontal. Side. Rear. All angles. Though the male-specific anatomy is always kept in the shadows all other tissues and anatomy associated with it are seen in amazing anatomical detail.


He calls it a "HARDCORE R-13" a rating he made up. The MPAA allows violence, sexual reference and partial nudity in PG-13 films these days. And as much as this guy would disagree, there was no full-on nudity in this movie. There was always something covering the 'naughty' bits. Beowulf liked to fight his battles in the nude, and they showed lots of man-butt, but no frontal. Hell, even the Powerpuff Girls showed off the Mayor of Townsville's butt. And Angelina Jolie's full nudity was tasteful for one, and covered by a gold, metallic liquidy substance, which this guy says just isn't enough. If they can paint clothes on anime characters in order to show them on Cartoon Network during the day, they can do it on CG for a movie geared toward adults.

Also, "game-to-screen"? Jackass.

Beowulf the movie, based on the epic poem of the same name, is quite probably the most heinous culprit for stealing childhood from children ever made. It does seem rather reaching to say the parent poem (text) presents nudity. I have read lots of poems but never have I seen nudity in a poem. Even the nudity in some Bibles was not there when the inspired pen was put to paper; man put nudity in the Bible, not God. That some church approved nakedness in the Bible does not make it acceptable to God.

This guy obviously didn't read the poem OR the Old Testament. What the fuck in Beowulf made him think it was IN ANY WAY geared toward children? There is nothing 'childhood' about it (unless you count your high school reading curriculum as part of your childhood). There were no children in it (except for Grendel, but that doesn't count here). You saw from the previews that there were scary demons and busting babes. There were no signs that said "bring the kiddies." Oh wait, there was a dragon in it, too. That MUST be geared toward kids.

And The Bible was written by Man, not God. And there was nudity in the first chapter. Do you think Adam and Eve wore jeans and a tshirt? No, they were naked, and God didn't give a shit.

Then he continues to drool onto his keyboard, noting all the reasons why it should be HARDCORE R-13. And then he goes into the bible business.

Christianity was brand new when this was written, bitch. They worshipped Odin. He was not a "false god" just because Christianity actually existed at that point.


I'm done with this asshole.


Now, MY review... I loved it. I saw it in IMAX 3-D. My only real beefs with it were that it was WAY too short to tell the whole story, and Main Chick's face bothered me to no end, as does her character in general.
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I forgot this is BANNED BOOKS WEEK!!!

Grab your Bradbury and your Lee and your Rowling and meet me at the bonfire! Just kidding. Celebrate and BUY/READ BANNED BOOKS!
I'm heading to the library to find Will Christopher Baer (a recently banned author- GO WILL!!) and as always, Chuck Palahniuk, as he is my favorite author.
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