Honey in my Gears

Time again for awesome pictures I've found over the internet lately:

I've never really liked Blythe too much, but this is just adorable and I really, really want it. Click to see all the awesome features of this doll
(and here is a Hellmira doll that is also quite cute)




Disney plans for creating an animated adventure of The Scarlet Letter...
just kidding, but check out the imagery :)



Some peanut related art:

The Peanuts gang


Zombie Peanuts


Girls Drawin' Girls
(from the blog) "By day, women from the group Girls Drawin' Girls are animators and artists for shows such as South Park and The Simpsons. But by night, they draw sexy pin-up girls!"


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Be Stupid!

There are lots of these Be Stupid ads on the site, but I want to share a few of them here
( smart may have the answers, but stupid has all the interesting questions )

"Dreyfus once wrote," said Maude softly, "that on Devil's Island he would see the most glorious birds. Many years later in Brittany he realized they had only been seagulls."

She looked at Harold and smiled.

"To me," she said, "they will always be glorious birds."


~ Harold and Maude, written by Colin Higgins

Goddamn. It's totally wintering out. I mean, if you think you're cold? FEEL THESE NIPPLES!! They could freakin cut glass!

I don't want to post about my feelings for the result of the election, so I'll just share what other people wrote (as of 3.04p):

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From Annie:
I guess there's just no denying that fear mongering, brain washing, and biased information is a great way to rule a country.

Fuck you, America. I hope you all burn in your horrible mistake.

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From Zach:
and when i think about it, bush deserved to win. kerry's campaign was shit. for the eleventh straight year the democrats lose because their strategy is to imitate republicans. but the republicans already do a much better job of that. also, the strategies employed by the bush team to manipulate the vote were macchiavelian works of genius. sure, they undermined the very principles of democracy, but they worked.

so, to bush: kudos. you ran an effective campaign. to the democrats: fuck you. you deserve to fail for being such weak spineless whores.

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From cennectui:
Nothing messes up a perfectly good vacation like having to feed hundreds of mice, scraping their crap and washing cages.
(this actually was posted in lab_gripes but it's so appropriate).

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From Mike Gaiman:
Fuck.

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From Dave Prime:
[telegram from the four horsemen]
AMERICA IS DEAD [STOP] HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT [STOP] WE'LL BE SEEING YOU REAL SOON [STOP] SOONER THAN ONE MIGHT THINK [STOP]

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From Originalenid:
i just chucked my kerry magnet in to the trash. he didn't even have the decency to fight for our future.

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From Linsey:
We're so doomed.

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From Dark Star:
say good bye to the middle east....

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From Rain:
Ten Things To Make Myself Feel Better


10. I didn’t vote for this cat.

9. It’s an exciting time to live in; I’ll be able to tell my children I lived during The Beginning Of The End.

8. Well, New York isn’t really like the rest of America anyway. So I can pretend I’m living in my own little country. I’ll make little passports out of takeout menus.

7. The things I believe in that Bush will not allow us to do will still go on, just in countries with more enlightened administrations. Good things don’t last forever, and the decline of American leadership was bound to happen. This is natural and there are ways around everything.

6. If it becomes really intolerable, I do have options. There are a lot of great things about this country but I am not chained to it. Ignorant people joke about Canada but I’ve been there and it’s fantastic. So if it really gets bad I can do the right thing and run like a chicken.

5. When things really, really suck, it tends to make you stronger in some way (unless you run like a chicken, which is its own sort of reward).

4. The next four years will make me learn to withstand emotional torment and my tolerance of being hated for things I didn’t do.

3. The next four years will teach me to be strong in the face of the fact that the rich get richer and the poor get fucked.

2. If I get hit by a bus sometime in the next four years, well, the world will be a little easier to leave behind.

1. The regions of the world I will have to avoid to prevent having my head cut off are still fairly small.

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From Prettydelial (whose real name I still don't know):
Fucking losers! I'm never voting democrat again. I'm surprised Kerry didn't poll the public to find out if we wanted him to continue running in the first place!

I would like to announce that I will be running for president in 2020. I will be running under the Logical Party. My platform is that we go back to the intelligent things written in the constitution. Namely removing religion from politics. I will refuse to answer if I am asked my denomination. If interesed in my energy plan, go to www.votenader.com. And also, I would stop giving Israel money. They have more fucking money than us anyways. Oh, and I would lower taxes to middle income and lower families, but raising taxes on people like my brother. And especially movie stars and baseball players. That is all.

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From Vince:
yeah, a sad day, but i was prepared by the 1980 election of reagan. it was beyond my comprehension how people could vote for such evil. the sex pistols no future, god save the queen rang in our ears and it drove me deeper away from our destructive consumer crap culture. so i'm not a bit surprised, plenty depressed and find solace in punk rock with a cool video someone posted, warhead. i don't listen to the angry and loud as much these days but on a day like today~
and tonight we will be singing idiot son of an asshole.

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I think that's all I'll be posting (posting in general) for a while.

You only live twice
or so it seems.
One life for yourself
and one for your dreams.

You drift through the years
and life seems tame
till one dream appears
and Love is its name.

And Love is a stranger
who'll becon you on.
Don't think of the danger
or the stranger is gone.

This dream is for you.
So pay the price.
Make one dream come true.
You only live twice.


I'm feeling much better. I'd forgotten how much better I feel when I watch Steven Wright movies, Alice Through the Looking Glass, and the Bear-Witch Project :)
(poem from Irvine Welsh's book Marabou Storks nightmares)

Aah the number twenty-five in german...

Internet is slumming :(

I'm rediculously tired today. I went to bed with a headache and woke up with a worse one and my sister took all my tablets. Feverfew didn't help. Even after going outside in my skivvies wrapped in my blanket. It mocked me. So I took mydol, which aparently can cure headaches, and went to bed... then I couldn't sleep, so I'm interneting, but it's a hassle. I don't know what's going on with my internet, but it's pissing me off.

My little cousin is here. He's 1 year old and just the most adorable thing you've ever seen. However, his crying this mornng didn't help my headache. He's so cute and sounds like the beginning of Filth, by Dir En Grey :)

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So for my birthday, mum bought me some sushi, black hairdye and a five pound bin of twizzlers.

"I was going to get you chocolate, but then I remembered that Twizzlers are fat free."
"So you got FIVE POUNDS OF THEM???"

SUGOI !!!
( Chat with Fintan-San!!!! )
Fintan is my irish lover who's teaching english in Japan :)

I have the hiccoughs.

Never let cran-grape juice get warm for long. Blech!

I was looking around IMDb and found a "6 degrees of" game for Jason Isaacs. They were all pretty easy up until the end where someone picked Lucille Ball. I cracked it :) It was fun.

I also found out they're doing a sequel to House of 1000 Corpses. Called The Devil's Rejects.
The plot outline sounds terrible!
The state police raid the family house, but they have all ready escaped. Otis, Baby, Captain Spaulding and Mother Firefly go on a killing spree across the country.
...
I still wanna see it.

And blackdaisies put in her two cents about Van Helsing: "I never, ever, ever wanted to leave after the prologue of a movie. I've seen a lot of bad movies in my time, but this was just horrible. Even for someone who was going in with fair expectations."
sporks_rule discovered that it sucked, too.
I wouldn't have gone in with any good expectations at all. But I'm still curious, so I'll probably be seeing it at the dirt theater.

Okay, I think I'm done now.

edit: it wasn't zach that saw it.. it was alex. stupid me.

I don't remember how many of you know Sam O'neil (as in 'Zabrina, Sam, Sean and Fawn'), but I talked to Sam last night and she blew my mind by telling me SHE GOT MARRIED monday!!!

"I was going to keep my last name, but I figured what the hell, now my parents really won't be able to find me."
~Sam Smith

"I've been doing a lot of thinking in the last couple days. And cursing how life and the heart don't abide by rationality." ~Eli

I like that quote. I'm glad you guys are recuperating