diello: (B3K)
SoFA screenings started on Friday at RIT. Many thesis films, many shorts. There were only two actors I was interested in seeing: Ron Dufort and Jeff Miller. That's the same Ron I've been hanging out with a lot lately, and the same Jeff who is Charles's brother. I went for them, but also enjoyed a great many other films, including ones by new directors I'd met. I was even in one of the films!

I showed up on Friday and scanned the backs of heads looking for Ron. I stood in the crowded doorway of the theater where it was much darker. I arrived at the end of a live-action/animated thesis called 'Bear Hug' (by Ed Foose). And when the lights came on, I saw Ron standing right next to me in the doorway! He informed me that I'd just missed his film Athens (Carly Cerquone). And then we found somewhere to sit.

The next film on my 'to see' was one of Jeff's - 'Copyright Warfare', by Runze Zhou, and it was HILARIOUS. It got everybody laughing! The last film I saw by Runze was 'The Lead', which starred both Jeff and Ron. I really love his style, and it got better in this film. He's truly going places. If you hadn't guessed, Copyright Warfare is about video piracy. There was one scene where they showed some movies being downloaded, and the title that stuck out to me was 'The Lead' - and it even had a clip! Runze's way of sneaking Ron into the film, hahaha.

Saturday, I arrived around 1 (just in time for the lunch break), and saw an amazing thesis that included a light show, called 'Bugstep' (which you can see for a limited time on Ilana Morgan's vimeo for a limited time with the password bugwub). The light show was a one-time experience during the screening, where glowy, pulsating lights were placed around the theater that glowed like fireflys along with the ones on the screen. Splashes of colours that matched the main bugs illuminated and pulsed around the screen, and at the end (not to spoil it), the ceiling lit up with whirling colour dots, like a night club (or a roller rink). It was brilliant, though the light show did take away from the film for those of us distracted by glowy glowy things. Worth it.

'Burn the Red Curtain' by Mike McDonald came next. Very reminiscent of David Lynch and Stanley Kubrick.

'Excess Baggage' by Chantal Massuh-Fox was beautifully shot, and hits close to home. It even won an mtvU award for Biggest Tease. It was the only RIT film I've seen (in my years of attending screenings) that showed frontal nudity. Oh, and Jeff was in this one, too. Right at the beginning, IN ONLY A TOWEL. The scene started just after he'd apparently gotten between the sheets with the 20-something male lead. I saw Jeff get handsy on a young man's inner thigh O_O. One of the comments after the film was from the girlfriend of that guy, and she said they 'did a really good job of convincing me my boyfriend is gay.'

Jeff's next film 'Clementia' (by Sullivan Slentz) was pretty interesting (just watched the trailer on his vimeo, though - kinda shitty). Again, Jeff saved the show. I remember him sending me pictures from the set - his OCD bedroom ceiling mapped out with gaff tape, marking the layout of the apartment above. His first scene was so cute, all tucked into the bed, listening to the people upstairs going about their exact nightly routine- until the end, where we hear a thud, and see Jeff slowly lift the covers to cower in fear.

I was in Christina Lodato's thesis 'Here or Two Go' with my friend Jill (we were both extras). Jeff had a nice cameo right in the middle. There wasn't as much critique as I would have given it, but I still thought it turned out a lot better than the trailer made it out to look.

Sunday, I came in with a little headache that ended as a fierce headache, and I asked Ron to take me home after it ended, and I ended up crying in his car. I don't think he's ever seen me in such a state :(

The one movie I needed to see was Ron's drug addict feature film called 'An Ambulance Made of Whiskey.' Vicky Mejía-Yepes is chiefly a sound designer, but this film was EVERYTHING I'd hoped it would be and more! Ron plays a washed up writer who falls into a booze-and-drug-soaked depression. He overdoses and the ambulance ride, horrifyingly realistic (thanks to makeup, real medical equipment, and colour-correcting - but no thanks to the crappy wrist cuts), fuels a fantasy world where he falls for the triage nurse riding with him, trying to hold him still and keep him alive and conscious. Ron's the best friend I have right now, and I've lost many friends (and boyfriends) to death, so this was particularly jarring for me. I wanted to hold onto his arm as I watched him sweat and tear up and try his best to just breathe, while I myself could not.

I was surprised to see Jeff in another movie (he hadn't mentioned it) - 'Mr. Perfect' (another Runze Zhou, but not written by him). The movie could have been better, but it got its point across. Jeff was good, but he had only a bit part. He was all scruffy and manly, too.

I skipped Monday because I had to work at both campuses. And so I missed one of Ron's movies ('Waterproof' by Matthew Lees).

Ron had three movies on Tuesday, and SURPRISE, Jeff also had three!

I arrived an hour before Ron did and sat down front. I texted Ron and told him to bring a potpouri bomb or a vat of Axe body spray, because either would be better than sitting in the stench of being the only person who showered. It smelled SO BAD. After a beautiful animation by a massive fangirl, I figured out who was stinking up the place. The fangirl, who'd childishly gushed about the cutesy animations on day 1, had gotten up to talk about the lovely film she made. Then it hit me. A gargantuan waft of B.O. almost knocked my breakfast right out of my stomach. It was her. Of course it was her - she fit the bill for the stereotypical unwashed nerdy superfan, zits all around, greasy hair down to her ass, chowing down Japanese junk food which crumbled onto her filthy Dr. Who shirt. Really, a living stereotype! I've never seen them in the wild, but I remember the days of my slight involvement with Anime clubs, and their repeated meetings regarding personal hygeine. When Ron arrived, he remarked on how I was right down in it and told me to come up to the back where the smell wasn't as bad. The air really let up when she left. WHOOOOO BOY.

I also saw a music video directed by Christina Lodato, which I liked, but others had some criticisms.

Ron's first film of the day was 'Circadium' by Jesse Weeden, who also had Ron in a movie last year called 'Syrup'. The plot played backwards, scene-by-scene, attempting to be like Memento, but falling short. They had a little backwards movement right at the end, but I didn't realize they were going backwards til more than halfway through the film. I'd discussed it in the car on the way to the Lovin' Cup and said they could have done a little of the backwards movements between each scene, an idea which Ron loved and shared with the director (who was also at the Cup), as well as my other idea (for a specific scene) involving the dead guy being the first person you see in the next scene, still alive, instead of having him randomly show up wherever in the scene). They do get the chance to make it more complete, even after this screening, so I'm pretty glad I got to throw in some real input that helped the show.

'Trinity' by Wesley Knapp was NOT well-received. Personally, I loved it! I thought it was masterfully shot (Wes is chiefly a cinematographer). It's an experimental film with a subtle plot that's hard to catch, but I am pretty sure I did. And it was good! Okay, the main complaints against it were that it was self-serving (while pretty true), there were too many false endings (including running the title and credits 2/3 through), and the music didn't go with the scenes. Now, this film was mostly music. Not even foley sounds. There were about 5 lines spoken in the whole film. But one thing I loved about it was the juxtaposed music in some scenes. The false endings had me fooled a few times, but I didn't mind any of them. It did end up a big scramble, but the story was still there. Ron introduced me to Wes after the screening (yes, Ron had a small part in this, too) and I got to tell him all this and how much I thought of it like a David Lynch film. There was nothing Lynchian about it, but the feeling of thinking you get it, but not getting it, then thinking you get it, but not getting it, and figuring out something new every time you see the film. He actually said he hoped someone downright hated it, and that was the first comment he got.

The last thing to play was a show reel of a class assingment. The assignment was "Targeting an Audience" - to make a 30-second scene from an imaginary show on a real network. There were about ten of them. Ron's bit ('Mixers' by Michael Remer) was for the Food Network, where he played the host of a mixed bar drinks competition. Jeff's reels were IFC's "Former Gloria" (Christina Lodato) where Jeff had a ridiculous fake mustache and kept looking at Gloria's rack; Pivot's "Not for Profit" (Matthew Spaull), which had Jeff playing it up like Chris Lilley, Australian accent and all; and lastly "Skateworld" (Sullivan Slentz), where he played manager of a struggling roller rink, and that's the one that had everyone dying, it was so funny! Both characters in that skit were great! Justina Murray (who also starred in Here or Two Go, and was in Not for Profit) was brilliant, and she and Jeff played off each other really well.

And then we ended our night at Lovin' Cup, where we met up with Jackie and John. Jackie was having a tall beer and I said, since she missed Circadium, that if she shared her beer with Ron, he'd re-enact it for her, or at least play with his nipples (which he did for a second in the movie).

Here's the teaser for Trinity, featuring Ron and Colleen Divincenzo. Such good music.
diello: (FLCL)

From September through March, on the Audioshocker, I hosted an animation podcast alongside Nick (Audioshocker owner) and Justique (his amazing lady) called ANIMATIC ATTACK. It began with discussing a show we all fell for, The Legend of Korra (season 2), as well as an animated feature film (we even had a contest to win an advanced copy of Miyazaki's From Up on Poppy Hill. It also included a lot of incest. We coincidentally discussed incest in just about every episode (sometimes the actual subject, sometimes in passing).

Though this is my first time hosting a podcast, it's not my first time on the Audioshocker in general. I have guested on a few episodes of A Podcast With Ross and Nick, which later became A Podcast with Kaylie and Nick (on which I've also guested). Ross and Nick discussed episodes of the original X-Men animation, along with some random film, and Kaylie and Nick discussed episodes of ALF, as well as random films (most notably, though, the films of David DeCoteau, who makes porn and children's movies and awful stuff in between, all set in the same exact house. ALL of them).

Aside from Korra, we also watched From Up on Poppy Hill, La Leyenda de la Llorona, ParaNorman, Persepolis, Heman & Shera: the Secret of the Sword, and Jack et La Mécanique du Coeur. Other series watched were Welcome to the NKH, Koi Kaze, HammerMan, and The Critic (a surprising amount of incest in some of these).

What we do when we discuss shows and films is watch them a day or so beforehand, and take screencaps, which we share on our Tumblr accounts. I loved taking screencaps of Legend of Korra! Especially in the spirit world, the Wan episodes, and of Verrick and Eska!

I want to share my favourites, but I also want to share the links to the rest of the screencaps, because it's gonna be SO hard to just pick a few.



here we go! )


But alas, the Audioshocker is being put to rest, and so every podcast hosted will have their last hurrah by this weekend. Personally, I'm hoping for a couple of reunion episodes down the road.

You cannot kill self-made gods.

diello: (La Mecanique du Coeur)
I took a 7 hour ride down to NYC last Saturday (the 23rd) to see the premiere of Jack and the Cuckoo-Clock Heart at the New York Int'l Children's Film Festival. The version I saw, sadly, was in English, but it was still worth it! My entire trip cost under a hundred dollars (I'm even including food in that price).

I arrived with a little over an hour to kill, so I first went to find the SVA Theatre (easy enough, as the bus dropped me off a block away). I found a delightful little 'shrewd fast food' vegan place called Blossom du Jour, which is in plain view of the theatre, and ducked in for some breakfast (Smoky Avocado wrap - avo, smoked tempeh, tomato, lettuce, and chipolte aioli - so delicious). I wandered off to the tail end of the garment district to a place supposedly called 'Early Halloween' but was actually a little antique thrift store, where I met a cheeky old-world woman selling loads of antique dolls. I didn't buy anything, and had to get back to the theatre anyway.

In the theatre, sponsors of the film festival were lined up giving away products, including a bunch of snacks and drinks. I nabbed a fizzy grapefruit-flavoured water and headed to the bathroom. I was about 10th in line outside the theater, but that trip to the bathroom put me about 90th in line, but it was well worth it, because I got front and center (not ideal for a normal theatre, but this one had a big stage between the screen and seats). I turned off my phone, checked out the programme handed to me,

and saw...

...the most amazing detail below the information for this specific screening...

Stéphane Berla, one of the two directors of the film, was there for a Q&A session (with translator). I would have probably soiled myself if Mathias Malzieu was there, too, but he couldn't make it. My heart needed winding after that, sitting front and center, two feet away from him, while he towered 6 feet above me on the stage. I attempted to get some attention to ask a question, but he wasn't the one picking people out, it was one of the hosts of the festival, who was choosing mostly children, but Stéphane answered every question fully and elegantly, covering just about everything. Even though I didn't get to ask my question, Stéphane would periodically look right at me, and give me a smile, and he even sent me a secret message: at one point, while his translator was translating what he'd just said, he looked at me and tapped his finger to the side of his chest, indicating that he liked my heart tattoo. My heart stopped. Time stopped. The world melted. I wanted the day to last forever.

And as we were all ushered out of the theatre, I flipped through the mental-rolodex to remember how to say certain phrases in French, so I could ask him if he could sign my programme. He thankfully knew enough English that I didn't need to embarrass myself too much, and he gladly signed it.

I could have cried.

As for the movie itself, check out [my review] on Letterboxd.





diello: (Emilie Autumn)
I've been meaning to write about some things I've seen/read/heard/whatever for a while, and like a well-oiled machine of stupidity, I forgot to list the things I wanted until too long has gone by and am unsure if I've covered everything, so let's go by ear here...

Saw:

The fall shows have started again, and they've survived their first season well (except one, which I'll get to).

Once Upon a Time began with Michael Raymond-James rocking out to Lou Reed so as to get the True Blood fans reeled in, and then washed in a load of new characters! Rumple and Belle finally get kissy-kissy, but (spoiler) she keeps breaking up with him over and over. Look, girl, this is Robert Fucking Carlyle, okay? Sheesh! Some of my feelings on characters change, and some remain the same - like my growing like for Jennifer Morrison and her mostly believable ability to take in all the crazy shit going on around her all at once; and my continued disdain for Henry, whose latest superpower seems to have switched from getting away with skipping school all the time to turning on/off his sort-of love for the woman who fucking raised him at the drop of a hat. One thing in particular, though? Captain Hook (we should all know by now how much I've studied this subject). In the S2 Teaser released at Comic Con, they show Captain Hook breaking into Gold's antique shop to retrieve his hook, which he attaches to the right/correct hand. This pleased me! Nobody gets this right! But when he finally appears in the show, not only is he NOT named James M. Hook, but he has the left/wrong hand cut off! Other than that, though, I actually do like this rendition of him. The name thing's weird though. I just think of it as a sort of pass-me-down title here, like the Dread Pirate Roberts from Princess Bride. Really, though, Killian Jones?? Everyone else seems to have kept their classic names.

American Horror Story, which I've yet to catch up on, is very pretty, in a grungy way (you all should also know how much I'm into grungy, rusty, old-time asylum stuff). The recycled cast is nice, because it reminds me that this is the same show as last year. From the first episode, I thought it would just be a real-life-things horror story (since old-time asylums, and the procedures within, are very scary to begin with), with a crazed murderer, sick bastards, and electroshock therapy, but then they throw in a demonic possession (yeah, I know they also had an alien abduction, but *YAWN* It was so dull, I forget it happened until they keep flashing back). Charles doesn't seem to be taking to the show to well, but I will keep my hopes up.

I don't know if I should even bother touching on the Walking Dead. I will not succumb to Stockholm Syndrome over this show any longer (though I LOVED the silence/action of the first episode- peeled a guy's face right off!!!). I haven't seen the latest episode yet, but I heard it's dull as hell. Back to the old regime from last season, I see. But if all goes according to plan (er... comic book), I won't have to keep my hate on for (SPOILER!!!) Lori much longer. I do like the concept of the big house, though. Couldn't keep Carl in the house, so we brought him to prison. Woo.

Well, that's about it for shows. Movies?

The Perks of Being a Wallflower was really good! Not like instant classic good, but really good anyway. I went to see this with Charles and my little sister. She and I were obsessed with this book since it came out - The book made our entire adolescent lives infinitely better. It's one of my (actually, our) most-read books on the shelf, and has always been one of my favourite gifts to give someone who I think needs to read it (and haven't been wrong since). And it hasn't lost itself in the 13 years it took to have a movie made of it. My sister and I shared little whispers throughout the film, about the actors being great/terrible for the role, which parts were cut, and which blah blah blah. The one scene they got totally wrong, yet was still really beautiful anyway, was The Tunnel Song scene, where, in the book, the three of them are riding in the pickup (it's Sam's truck in the book, but Patricks's in the film) with Charlie in the middle, and they're on their way to a party, and the song comes on the radio. No one's ever heard it, and (being the days before the internet got wildly popular) is just about impossible to find. They all sit really quiet, driving along, listening to this song, and at the end, Charlie says "I feel infinite." And they both look at him like he just said the greatest thing in the world, because the song was that good. And the name of the song was never revealed, because it's something the readers must experience for themselves. In the film, it was David Bowie's song Heroes. They should have hired someone to make a song to play here.

Later that week, my sister and I went to the Little to see V/H/S with a special Skype Q&A with the producer. The movie is 5 or so scary stories, and I pretty much liked them all. Didn't love any of them, if memory serves, but they weren't that bad. Actually, the last one, with the haunted house, was a little too cheesy. Really glad the shakey camera (on VHS cam-corders) didn't make me sick, but SHOCK, people actually knew how to keep a hand-held mostly still :D

(isn't this lame- I can't think of any other films I've watched in the past month, BUT, just added to the TO WATCH list is Alien and the Riddick Trilogy! as well as Pretear, an anime I got hooked on while at a friend's hosue)

Read:

Comic books! (here's where my wrist gets sore, so the reviews are going to be quick and dirty)

On my current Pull List, I've got Courtney Crumrin, which just started a new story arc, so I'll be getting to reviewing that at a later date; Fairest (same thing - new story arc), and Glory (also the same thing).

I have recently read the first trade paperback of a comic book called Saga, which I received for my birthday from my friend Tiffani, who highly recommends it. I must admit, I didn't think I'd much care for it, reading about half-way through. There are some long-winded parts where it's just talk-talk-talk and no real story commences, but the action is neat! I've become hooked, and will be adding it to my pull list so I don't miss the next (I do need more to pull).

Finally got a (slightly defected) copy of Wet Moon 6 by [livejournal.com profile] mooncalfe Ross Campbell, (with a little green spot on the cover from the press) and it is great! And I'm not just saying that because I got to dress Myrtle for her show and got an in-comic shout-out (both of which can be seen on page 109)!! It's great, because it is a somber episode (yea, I say episodes when I talk about comics), where (MAJOR SPOILER) my favourite character Trilby is found stabbed and left for dead in the swamp, but SHE SURVIVED!!! We get to see how all the characters handle her being in a coma during a time of change for them all. Cleo loses her hair (and it grows back white), Marten becomes a shut-in, and Myrtle is an even more fuckier fuck-fuck!!!! Can't wait for 7!!

Currently reading The Night Circus a novel by Erin Mortensomething (or something like that).

Also read the final Bizenghast GN (by [livejournal.com profile] sadwonderland, and the GN Vietnamerica, by GB Tran, who I had the immeasurable pleasure of meeting last year at my school's art gallery. But I won't be reviewing them, because I read them a few months ago, and they aren't too clear in my mind.



Heard:

Got a shit-tonne of music recently. Here's what I've got to review so far.

Weep - Alate: I really like this album because it reminds me of a gothy Polaris. It's more crisp than their previous stuff (more crisp, but still not totally crisp), and the songs are more distinct, I think. This is a really good album to listen to while working on stuff. It's my favourite of all their albums so far!

Emilie Autumn - Fight Like a Girl: This is a work of art!!! She did all the gruntwork of this album, the mastering, the mixing, all the producing! It's kind of a story album, too. Very theatrical, with a major stage flair! The lyrics are fun, hokey, serious, and lovely all mixed in one! The music reminds me a lot of Malice Mizer (Klaha era)! And I can't get enough of it :D

The Cog Is Dead: Obviously steampunk, with a good set of stories, but some songs just don't seem to fit, like the third song in (right after the big single that won me over Blood, Sweat, and Tears) called Loverboy which is a hokey, upbeat banjo/uke love song thing. They have a couple of weird unfit songs with a Casio pop beat, which is okay, the songs aren't bad, but then it goes straight downhill on track 12, which is a ridiculous Reggae love song called I Want Only You, complete with a "ya-mon" voiceover that all-together leaves a horrid taste in my mouth just by hearing it. Without these weird additions, this album would be a really nice story.

Voltaire - BiTrektual: [insert extremely shining review here].
No really, it's an amazing album! The concept is all Star Wars / Star Trek, with a couple of songs about both (like the title track, as well as Expendable, about Troopers/Redshirts)! He even has guest singers from various Star Trek shows! He threw on the live album dialogues, and even re-recorded his acoustic mini-album Banned on Vulcan with a full band, which was a great experience for me, because it was like hearing entirely new songs! On top of that, one of those original songs, The USS Makes Shit Up, involves a bonus verse in the live version, and on THIS album, there's a couple new lyrics, and YET ANOTHER BONUS VERSE to cover the Star Trek movie!! To throw things a bit off-course, he has one song NOT about the Stars: It's Bigger On The Inside, about (guess what!) Doctor Who! I've listened to this album SO MUCH. I think the one I've heard more than the others is Docking Bay 94, which is a Star Wars song, but Voltaire says it's an allegory to his running away from home at age 17 (the same time I did, too). I really love the flow of the song, even though I've... never... seen Star Wars 8(

Other music I've acquired recently are by Elemental, Miss Derringer, Evelyn Evelyn, Dionysos, the Lo soundtrack, and This Way to the Egress, but I've heard them all a long time ago, so I'm not going to review them.


Played:

Alice: The Madness Returns: Wow. This game was so much fun! I'm sad to admit, I never got used to the controls enough to complete the first game, but it wasn't entirely necessary to beat the first to understand this one. The story of her repressed memories are far darker than they were in the first, delving into child abuse, misplaced guilt, and murder. The soundtrack was more subtle, but the gameplay was easier, and the story was more full, with a real ending. I spent one weekend playing this game, and ended up with severe gamer's thumb. Soon I'll be ready for a second go.

Yet to play: Batman Arkham Asylum & Arkham City, and Bioshock 1 & 2.



And I think that's it for my reviews.
diello: (shaun)
Thursday, I spent several hours in a car with [livejournal.com profile] mooncalfe which isn't as bad as it sounds ;) Really, though, he's the most interesting guy you could ever spend hours alone with while battling a GPS in the pouring rain. We got to The Haunt in Ithaca MINUTES late for the Bella Morte show (they were on their second song when we pulled in). Then we found a spot up front and rocked out. Andy and Tony were the only familiar faces on stage, but the new guys were pretty good. All my favourites were played. I had Andy sign the defective copy of The Sticks (inside, he wrote: "This is just 'effin' weird!") and I bought a real copy (and a replacement copy of Bleed the Grey Sky Black, because my copy is all scratched beyond play). On the way home, we decided not to fight the GPS and took the thruway.



Last week (or was it the week before?), I forgot to mention that I went to see Iron Man with a few friends from school. It was an all-around bad experience. I live right down the road from a Regal, so I walked. Got there around 11 or so, and got separated from my original group (Some friends got into theater 10, and I was put into 7, but ran into other friends who got into 9, so I snuck in with them). I guess nine AND ten had problems. Mine only had one speaker working- I called the theater to complain before the previews finished, and they fixed it within the first ten minutes of the movie. I also had someone behind me talking here and there to the person next to me, and leaning over the seat to breathe in my ear. Theater 10 stopped the credits early. I guess the projectionist didn't understand that there was a sting after the credits. I guess the projectionist also didn't understand that regardless of a sting, you're supposed to show the whole movie- credits, too!

*****SPOILER!!!***** maybe...
My review on the film? It was okay. Not as good as the first. If you were reading a book of it, it would be totally "white room syndrome" during most of the dialog between Tony and Pepper. And then the action scenes would be senseless. The dialog was WAAAY too much one-liners and witty banter. And if I wanted to see two people bicker relentlessly, I'd watch reality television. My favourite scenes were the ones with Backlash / Whiplash. And the scenes that didn't have Pepper starting another argument. It was like watching my parents fight- dad is trying to be light-hearted, and mom just isn't having it, but is still going. Argh! The next one better be good. And maybe ought to have more of the sting characters (S.H.I.E.L.D. was BARELY a side plot in this one, despite Nick Fury being the big ending of the first one). My disappointment with this one probably won't stop me from seeing the next one on opening night, though. But I think I'll swing the gas to go down to the cheaper Pittsford Plaza theater.



Last night, I went to the dollar theater to see The Crazies. What a shitty movie. On top of that, I wish I had a tranquilizer gun to shoot at the assholes next to us. Drinking and stoned or something, they talked and laughed through the whole film. All I can say is STOP PERPETUATING THE STEREOTYPE!! Anyway, the movie. [livejournal.com profile] mooncalfe and I were talking about this situation the other night- the apocalypse. Whether we could swallow our morale and do what NEEDS to be done- and that's bash in the brains of our loved ones were they zombified, or kill off the crazy guy you KNOW will be dangerous / trouble down the road if you let 'em live (or kick 'em out of the group or something). Well, the movie... I would have killed the crazy guy. And I would have had no problem doing it. Instead, the lead guy gave him the big gun. Also what I would do differently: GIVE EVERYONE SOME SORT OF DEFENSE! I'm all for love, but if you're dragging your wife behind (a pregnant doctor- which was frequently mentioned but never played with- another point which made the movie poorly plotted, I think), then please give her one of your guns. Lead guy went 3 days. THREE DAYS of avoiding and fighting 'crazies' before he finally gave her a gun (moments before the end of the film). The visuals were great, but the plot was so simple- problem (and explanation of), destination, obstacles. No twists, no character development... nothing. I guess it was okay for what it was. A jump-out-and-scare-you movie with some good make-up.



In other film news: Can't wait for Avatar: The Last Airbender. Toph isn't in it. Azula and the other Fire Nation girls aren't in it. And that sucks big time. But it still looks fucking awesome. The last trailer I saw, Appa was in it! Didn't see Momo, but IMDB says he's in it. Princess Yue and her big finish is in it, and I am SO EXCITED to see THAT! Suki is in it, but I didn't see any Kyoshi warriors in it, but IMDB says they go to Kyoshi.
Also, I want to see Remember Me- not because of the kid from Twilight. Because of the kid from Harry Potter 4. Yeah, they're the same person, but I swear Robert Pattinson is a GOOD actor. Not just some no talent ass clown who rides on instant success. He worked for it, and if memory serves, he (according to some old interviews) suffers through Twilight, haha.
diello: (don't)
Oh, also? I saw Twilight on Monday. I successfully made fun of it the whole time to dull the pain. There were a bunch of people sitting behind me doing the same thing. We all had a good laugh, but they left about a half-hour into it.

It was harder to order the tickets than I thought it would be. I had my hood up, and I leaned in and said really quietly, "two for... for um... for... Twilight."

Holy hell. It was just as awful as I thought it would be, but it was still painful.

Lead chick looked like she was trying to hold in an orgasm through the entire movie. Lead guy looked like he was posing for an underwear advert. Close-ups were so personal, I could see the narcissism. The only interesting part of this film was Edward's "family" (though, I really am not a fan of Nikki Reed) and the rogue vampires (you know, the ACTUAL vampires).

Wow, mormon propaganda. Wow.

This comic strip accurately portrays what it was like to watch the movie:


http://23.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXOlahoi1aElWxwT3Zo1_r1_500.png
diello: (shaun)
So, I decided to take a personal week off from school (except Tuesday and today). I had a paper due in Sci-Fi lit class, and a sci-fi meeting right after, so I decided not to skip, even though that was the only thing on my agenda (and I still had to write the last page of my paper and print it).

I also needed to get Lobster Girl's measurements because I'm making her a skirt for her birthday tomorrow.

So, I went to class. We had finished reading 2001: A Space Odyssey last week, and then started watching the movie this week, while discussing the book over it. So I didn't really miss anything in the classes I skipped.

Today, we started watching the part where they go find the monolith on the moon, and then Hal starts acting up (the part of the book with Hal is the only part I really liked in the book).

Well, during the moon scene, they played this fucking creepy-ass music. And everyone was watching, and I was looking around, and just started giggling a little bit, and then had to clap my hand over my mouth to keep from making any noise. I turned back to Lobster Girl and she started giggling, too. Probably at me giggling, and then Silvio (our teacher) turned to me and said, "You okay?" And Turtles and Lobster Girl started laughing with me, and I attempted to not laugh out loud while I expressed how ridiculous the music was, and then I just burst out laughing! Tears ran down my face, and I couldn't stop!

That music sounded like they were attending a seance or a sacrifice in a freaking haunted house! It was a bunch of voices singing "EEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEe!" Oh my god, it was hilarious!

I kinda felt bad, but that may just be because I had tacos for lunch just before that class.
diello: (eerie love)
There's a new tv spot for Watchmen, featuring Silk Spectre. The only thing I can think of when I see it, is sex with [livejournal.com profile] happymachines. Because of the song they play; Angel, by Massive Attack. We usually did it to that song.
Charles was a little weirded out when I pointed at the tv and exclaimed my thoughts of the commercial without sending that thought through any brain filter ;)
diello: (tuvalu)
I watched the Dead Like Me movie and I loved it. I mean, I do wish it had been much longer, with more reaper closure, but at least they had closure between George and Reggie. Another beef I had but could look pass was getting rid of Rube and re-casting Daisy. It was a cool story line, and I really think they could do another movie... maybe just ONE MORE? It was pretty open-ended.

Anyway, it was nice to see the whole gang (well, almost) again after five years.
diello: (delirium)
After driving a handful of servers mad at Denny's, a hefty group of friends (Turtles, Elaine, JC, young Brendan, ManderMan, Chuckles, Tyres, Lobster Girl, Dom, and I don't remember who else) and I went our separate ways, and I went back home to Charles to fetch him so we could go to the midnight showing of Coraline in 3D !

It is very different from the book, but of course, is faithful where it is important. They added a character, which I thought was weird at first, but grew to really like. Mr. Bobo and the disappearing rat (under the hat) trick were omitted. Well, not omitted, really, just changed. His name was changed to Bobinsky, which I didn't mind. I LOVED LOVED LOVED that the Other Father's song was performed by They Might Be Giants!!! Also, I love the Other Father.

Like [livejournal.com profile] pelethetart said... Neil never tells the same story twice.

Aside from the part where the theatre light's went on right when Coraline discovered the secret passage in the door, and stayed on for a good five minutes (!!!!!), it was a fantastic movie experience! The midnight showing ensured that there would be minimum kids surrounding us, and in fact, there weren't that many people there at all. One weird thing, though... they didn't scroll the cast in the closing credits. Odd. If you go to see it in 3D, stay til the very end. The effect of the part after the credits is beautiful.
diello: (Default)
Okay, first week of school was pretty okay. I've definitely bitten off more than I can chew here. At least I have a break with French being my only class on Tuesdays (Thursdays I have French and Physics lab).

My assessment so far )

Health:
I have been exhausted lately. Why? I don't know, because I sure don't do much except watch tv, surf the internet, draw, write, read, do homework, and, you know, input/output. But I haven't been feeling well for the past couple days. I suffered a hot flash and migraine (my first since I was 9) last night. And the night before, I fainted for no visible reason. I haven't fainted since I was 12. I was so embarrassed, I started crying. On the way down, I injured my left hand, and landed on my dress-form (thankfully, it did not break). Charles says I am tired or stressed. He also wonders if it's my diet. I eat just fine, I think. A meal here and there and veggie and nut snacks between. But I do forget to drink water, and sometimes I forget to eat all day. I don't think that's it, though. I think it's coincidence. I feel okay tonight. Just a slight headache, probably from staring at my screen for too long.

Other:
I got the entire series of Witch Hunter Robin. Almost all of Cowboy Bebop. And almost all of Twin Peaks.

That leaves my updated (and alphabetized) list here )

That is all.
diello: (Default)
I'm keeping this at the top of my journal til late January, so I can always find it.


need to own )
diello: (science)
direct from The Dryden Theatre's website (as I am too tired to write much at the moment).



"In this dazzling new low-budget sci-fi thriller, Hector, an ordinary man, is attacked in the woods near his home by a sinister figure wrapped in a grotesque pink head bandage. In retreat, Hector hides out in a contraption at a nearby scientific research facility, then emerges to discover that it is hours earlier. In trying to prevent the crime from happening, Hector swiftly learns that the more you mess with time, the worse things get."

See the trailer here:



I saw the trailer for this when I saw Let The Right One In with a small helping of cute boys. Charles and I going to see it on Sunday. 7pm. I will make sure to be there mad early so he can get his precious coffee and we can swipe some good balcony seats.

diello: (FreakAngels)


This film looks awesome... check out the trailer.
diello: (perfume)



Let The Right One In, our last lingering hope of a good adolescent vampire movie while Twilight is still in theatres.

It looks like a very sweet, yet somewhat scary movie. It's about a little boy (Oskar), who is bullied by his peers, and doesn't fight back. He wishes for a friend, and finds one in Eli, a seemingly young girl who lives on his block. But he soon finds out, as more bodies are piling up during an ongoing murder spree, that little Eli is really a vampire.

"Director Alfredson’s scary—and surprisingly touching—new genre hybrid has already developed a considerable international fanbase and won several awards at major film festivals around the world. Don’t miss your chance to see it on the big screen."

It will be at the Dryden Theatre this Saturday at 8pm.

Check out the trailer right here:

diello: (Vincent x Diello)

So... Sunday was almost a waste.

And part of Monday (where I came home early from school).

I got vertigo (not the line of comics, sadly) for the first time in ten years. It involved the whole apartment acting like one of those rides I used to pay to go on, nausea, and internet cures.

My estimated guesses on what caused it:
~dehydration
~pregnant??
~inner ear infection

Boyfriend had some rather frightening guesses:
~brain tumor (yes, he was serious)
~diabetes
~cancer
~stroke

I stayed in bed on the couch all day long, occasionally stumbling to the fridge for water or to the toilet to give back that water. I drank lots of water, and eventually decided to take a sinus capsule, which helped a little bit. I thought about playing Silent Hill: Origins (which Boyfriend gave me for my birthday), but thought such wobbly camera angles would only add torment to injury (or however the saying goes).

So I watched Terry Pratchett's Hogfather which quickly became my new favourite holiday movie ever! Naturally, I fell head over heels for the villain (see icon) and absolutely ADORE the lead character's (Susan's) hair. I highly recommend it. I tried to convince Kelly to rent it for one of our movie nights, but she was far too uninterested. But now it's mine, all mine!


Oh, and to follow up, apparently when I got vertigo as a kid, mum used to drug me with Benadryl to make me better (and I do mean 'drugged' me. I refused to take it because I thought she thought I had allergies or something, and I don't believe in allergies, so she slipped it into my food or orange juice).

diello: (perfume)
Rehabilitating Miss Wiggles

My little sister Nichole went into rehab on Thursday. She called me at 9:30am to ask me if she could sell my vcr/dvd player to one of her friends. Earlier that week, she had asked Charles if he'd like to buy a bunch of computer supplies (keyboard, monitor, mouse...). These computer supplies were his to begin with. He'd brought them over to the house when mom was having problems with hers, and Charles had left the extras there in the guest/computer room. After she got off the phone with me, I called mom at work to bitch, worried that she thought everything I'd left behind (or hadn't picked up yet) were fair game and that she'd sell my stuff. It bothered me that she asked for the player, because it was in my room, and that means she was snooping through my room looking for things to sell.

Why? The only answer mom got up to this point was "Bills." Now, here's the thing about bills... she has a used car, so she's not paying on that. She works a full-time job that's a five minute drive from home. She isn't paying the phone bill that she stuck mom with. And she's on mom's insurance. What bills?

That night, while I was out with Kelly, mom called to tell me that Nichole was just dropped off at rehab. She had admitted to needing 10 pills of Vicodin a day.

She got out today, getting successfully through detox. She's decided to do an out-patient thing, which everyone thinks is a big mistake. Part of getting over your addiction is getting rid of the friends that feed the addiction, which I would assume is the hardest part. I don't think a long weekend vacation is enough to mentally detach one's self from something like that. She's not ready to be out. She should have stayed in. But that's just me... and mom, and Nichole's healthy friends...


Oblique Strategies

Over 100 Worthwhile dilemmas by Brian Eno & Peter Schmidt.

I guess this list of dilemmas was originally published as a deck of cards in 1975. I had printed off this list from a site linked to areaology.com (though, since it got its own dot com, it's no longer linked from there, and I haven't been able to find CJ's site since then) several years ago, and by several, I mean at least twelve years ago. When I was 14. I frequently use some suggestions on the list. What I remembered of it, as I haven't pulled it out in about 5 years, but as I've gotten back into the habit of writing, I figured I'd pull it out for some forgotten inspiration.

I hadn't read the introduction since the day I printed it out 12 years ago. I didn't know who Brian Eno was, but as far as I know, that was my first encounter with him. My point in writing this all out is that I find it funny how often Brian Eno was a part of my growing up before I ever knew who he was, before I ever paid any attention to the name. Charles, being the electronic musician he is, of course knows who Brian Eno is, and frequently likes what he produces. And after introducing me to him, I've found his name in all kinds of places, namely in the credits of Neverwhere.

I just think it's funny.


My Beautiful Sinking Ship

Charles and I rented Tuvalu, a beautiful Bulgarian film with silent star qualities. It seemed a tad strange at first, then started coming together in a fantastic way. Many parts of the movie were sped up to give you a feeling of watching an old flick. It used hues and tones that were consistent per scene, but changed throughout. The score was brilliant. I never saw Metropolis, but the movie was described as being like a combination of Delicatessen and Metropolis. I definitely saw the Delicatessen side of it.


30 Days of Crap

30 Days of Night was crap. That is all.
diello: (delirium)
Bad:
Terry Pratchett was diagnosed with Alzheimer's. He's only 59.
2007... be fucking over already! This is the worst year in history.


Education:
Katakana is extremely difficult for me to learn. I tried the flash cards (link in a previous entry) but was sucking like my second date depends on it and gave up for the day (I was stalling from homework, anyway). It sucks that I can't read katakana because there's so much of it on Myspace Japan. I mean, I am certainly good at guessing my way around, and am learning some new kanji and am recognizing a few kana, but it's a pain.

I ended up with a 40 question test in Anatomy to make up, a 70 question Pharm test that I stayed up all night finishing, and my final for Pharm, a take-home, thankfully, and due Tuesday, is 150 questions. Plus, I need to do 4 majour projects, as they count for 40% of my grade (but I think I mentioned this already).


Movies:
Hellboy II is coming. I suck for not having seen the first movie yet. I need to see it soon.
Stardust is coming to DVD soon. I'm excited. I really loved it, though it was a tad different from the book.
I finally saw Sin City. Charles bought it on a whim from CompUSA and we had it for weeks before finally sitting down to watch it. Charles, naturally, fell asleep near the end. I loved the movie very much.
Somehow, I managed to get Madagascar sent to me from Columbia House, and I don't know why. However, since it was sent to Mr. F Valentine, I feel no guilt in ripping them off by ordering a tonne of other DVDs which I hope will be here soon.


Events:
Today (going on as we speak, actually) is Nicholas Gurewich's book signing for his Dark Horse hardcover collection of PBF comics called The Trial of Colonel Sweeto and other stories.
Tomorrow (Friday) is his publishing party / gallery opening at Boulder Coffee Co on the corner of Alexander and S. Clinton. You'll find me there. I think it starts at 8, but Charles and I will be there earlier for a good place to sit.
Saturday is Brendan's Vertex birthday party where I'll also be.
And if I remember correctly, Cindy and PJ will be at Vertex on the 20th.
Oh yeah, and Christmas, Rhuss's birthday, and New Year's Eve are somewhere in there, too.

Lastly, please notice that I am using my mood icon thingies for the first time in, like, a year.
diello: (what is it?)
This review is not mine. The person who wrote it needs to get a life, seriously. He just bashed a movie that was based (relatively well) on an epic poem written in the 8th century.

First, he goes into this unnecessarily long conversation with himself about how he doesn't think it should have been rated PG-13:

In your contemplation of whether to watch this 100% CGI game-to-screen film, remember that a bad influence does not have to be real to influence badly: that the "non-reality" of CGI as opposed to live actors and actresses does not excuse the content. Only six uses of profanity and no intercourse does not make a PG-13 of a R.

In the film there is nothing "partial" abut the nudity [...] Nudity is rampant. Full nudity. Male. Female. Frontal. Side. Rear. All angles. Though the male-specific anatomy is always kept in the shadows all other tissues and anatomy associated with it are seen in amazing anatomical detail.


He calls it a "HARDCORE R-13" a rating he made up. The MPAA allows violence, sexual reference and partial nudity in PG-13 films these days. And as much as this guy would disagree, there was no full-on nudity in this movie. There was always something covering the 'naughty' bits. Beowulf liked to fight his battles in the nude, and they showed lots of man-butt, but no frontal. Hell, even the Powerpuff Girls showed off the Mayor of Townsville's butt. And Angelina Jolie's full nudity was tasteful for one, and covered by a gold, metallic liquidy substance, which this guy says just isn't enough. If they can paint clothes on anime characters in order to show them on Cartoon Network during the day, they can do it on CG for a movie geared toward adults.

Also, "game-to-screen"? Jackass.

Beowulf the movie, based on the epic poem of the same name, is quite probably the most heinous culprit for stealing childhood from children ever made. It does seem rather reaching to say the parent poem (text) presents nudity. I have read lots of poems but never have I seen nudity in a poem. Even the nudity in some Bibles was not there when the inspired pen was put to paper; man put nudity in the Bible, not God. That some church approved nakedness in the Bible does not make it acceptable to God.

This guy obviously didn't read the poem OR the Old Testament. What the fuck in Beowulf made him think it was IN ANY WAY geared toward children? There is nothing 'childhood' about it (unless you count your high school reading curriculum as part of your childhood). There were no children in it (except for Grendel, but that doesn't count here). You saw from the previews that there were scary demons and busting babes. There were no signs that said "bring the kiddies." Oh wait, there was a dragon in it, too. That MUST be geared toward kids.

And The Bible was written by Man, not God. And there was nudity in the first chapter. Do you think Adam and Eve wore jeans and a tshirt? No, they were naked, and God didn't give a shit.

Then he continues to drool onto his keyboard, noting all the reasons why it should be HARDCORE R-13. And then he goes into the bible business.

Christianity was brand new when this was written, bitch. They worshipped Odin. He was not a "false god" just because Christianity actually existed at that point.


I'm done with this asshole.


Now, MY review... I loved it. I saw it in IMAX 3-D. My only real beefs with it were that it was WAY too short to tell the whole story, and Main Chick's face bothered me to no end, as does her character in general.
diello: (rose and doctor)
Miss diello gets to miss VNV tonight... AGAIN :(
But to make up for it, miss diello gets to see Beowulf in IMAX 3D :)

Yes, today is a mix bag of emoticons.


Also, who is the Anonymous that posted in my last entry? I demand you reveal thyself!

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