A one-minute-thirty-eight-second musical version of HP Lovecraft’s THE SHADOW OVER INNSMOUTH. George Taylor is mad. Lyrics by the HP Lovecraft Historical Society:
I was just reading up about coeliac disease and wheat intolerance and discovered that if you keep eating gluten when you shouldn't then it can give you ass cancer. Cancer IN YOUR ASS.
I tell you this because it's what I'm going to think about next time I am confronted with a slice of bread. Back on the gluten free bandwagon for me. (And my ass.)
Awww shit. It was free pancakes day at the IHOP (do you have one of those ther? International House of Pancakes?) and I ate a buttload of ass cancer... no... no pun intended. Then paid for it dearly :( Back on the cardboard and sawdust diet for me, too.
In completely irrelevant news…
Date: 2009-02-24 04:58 pm (UTC)I tell you this because it's what I'm going to think about next time I am confronted with a slice of bread. Back on the gluten free bandwagon for me. (And my ass.)
Re: In completely irrelevant news…
Date: 2009-02-25 03:06 am (UTC)Back on the cardboard and sawdust diet for me, too.