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[diello]

I just remembered it's physically impossible for me to be sad on April Fool's day. It's 4am and I've already set up my one traditional prank (that gets 'em every time, surprisingly) and another new prank that involves a hand-crafted fetus, vaseline, and fake blood ;)
I plan on more :)
And don't worry when you see lots of blood and bruises on me. I assure you, most of the blood will be somebody elses.

after I get all the pranks out of my system. I'll continue to mope about until some solution presents itself.