Conan! What is best in life?

[diello]

Found on Warren Ellis's blog:

Tshirt of the day (from some creepy cult of Jesus):

"I’m so excited. As a former masturbator I plan to get every color. I want everyone to know power of Jesus is stronger than the devil’s urge to purge."

Bwahahaha! They also have Ex-slave, Ex-hypocrite, Ex-Fornicator, Ex-Diva, Ex-Homosexual, Ex-Rebel, Ex-Atheist, and Ex-Hustler. But they don't have Ex-Motherfucker or Ex-Animal Sodomite.

Someone commented with some great back-of-shirt quotes that almost make me want to get one to be altered:

“… since I discovered SODOMY!”
“… but you would NOT believe the dreams I’ve been having!”
“… and yes, they feel like a pair of lead weights.”
“… but once the blisters on my palm heal, I’M BACK BABY!”
“… and I swear, one of us is going to kill the other one before the day is out.”

Comments

[misskelleen.livejournal.com]

omg that is terribly funny

I want the "Ex-Hustler" shirt plz

[diello.livejournal.com]

Yes!
I want Ex-Slave (because I've upgraded to Master! Hahaha)
;)

[icantmakeme.livejournal.com]

Lol, I saw that on dlisted.com today. I don't know which would be worse - the shame of declaring publicly that you've been getting yours masturbating in the past or declaring publicly that you're no longer getting any at all.

[diello.livejournal.com]

Right? I don't masturbate anymore, but I drink til I black out! Blood of Christ, baby!