Here's the skinny... (whatever the hell weight has to do with it)

[diello]

First thing's first. Sewing project: I need tips on how to sew up wedding dress material, and some clever ways to hack one up for re-construction. I also may need a top to go with it if I can't figure out a way to make the material I have work... which may be the case. I think I can make a skirt out of the enormous amount of threads I have, but the tops don't fit me (they're made for super skinny people with no boobs).

Second, Cindy and PJ are in town! Therefore, Vertex is in order on Saturday night. If I can get my dress all up and ready, I might just display it there.

Third, Zach is in town! Vertex is his kryptonite or something. I forgot the details of the story. We are going to hang out and paint the town pink and green. It's the law. We must. But I am not certain when.

Fourth, I have a headache, I haven't eaten all day, and my boyfriend's parents hate me. Super. Also, supper. I'm hungry.

Fifth, the end.

Comments

[alana-ash.livejournal.com]

Here's a probably fake story on what weight has to do with it

During world war two until the late 1960's, military orders in the
Marine Corps were copied on paper that resembled the skin of an
onion. It was extremly thin and fragile, and translucent in
appearance.

"What's the skinny on the promotions" said the private

[diello.livejournal.com]

It would have been a better story if it involved human skin.