Locked in a Porn Store
Sep. 12th, 2002 09:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dielloLast night my sister called me and asked if I would like to go out to Java's with her. Well, I had an early night after spending wonderful semi-giddiness with kelly at dennies, so I agreed. We ran into her friend Wayne and some other people and a really nice girl named Katrina. Katrina, Nichole and I all had something leopard print, which was cool.
After chillin' for some time after Java's closed, Wayne decides we should all go off to a porn store. So Nichole, Katrina, Wayne and myself all pile into the car and head off to Show World. It says 21 and over on the door. I'm the oldest person there and I'm 20. So we go in. I know guys running porn stores don't give a shit about the 21 policy because you have to be 18 to buy it anyway.
So we get in there and the first thing I do is ask for a job. The guy at the counter (bary) tells me he'd JUST hired someone, and they don't hire girls at the monroe store anyway. Fucks to me. I find myself to be destined to work at a porn store sometime in my life, but I have no car to try to apply at the one in Henrietta. So we're all talking and the guy's telling us about how he goes off and hides in the various reigons of the back rooms of the store and we're amused by the descriptions and luxery of these hiding places and he suddenly hands me a key and tells us to check out the ladies room.
I opened the door and there was no light at first and then when there was one, we went down the stairs and saw a bunch of nice couches (ok, they were covered in ashes) a table (with guess what kind of magazines on it) and two stalls (one without a door). Everyone was being amazed by this for surprisingly longer than I, so I went back upstairs, and asked barry to shut off the lights down there so I could hear their screams. He said ok, and also he has control of the lock from up here too. So I heard the funniness and then he let them out. It was amusing.
Then he said to us "ever been locked in a porn store? Well, you're gonna be," and proceeded to lock the door so he could close and talk to us at the same time. He had some cool stories to tell us, most of which I don't remember enough details to bother putting in this entry, and then he told us about the trap door in the bathroom that led back up to the store. Nichole wanted so very badly to try it, but she decided we'd have to try it next time.
So that's my porn store adventure. I'm sure there will be many more as I have decided to be destined to work at one.
After chillin' for some time after Java's closed, Wayne decides we should all go off to a porn store. So Nichole, Katrina, Wayne and myself all pile into the car and head off to Show World. It says 21 and over on the door. I'm the oldest person there and I'm 20. So we go in. I know guys running porn stores don't give a shit about the 21 policy because you have to be 18 to buy it anyway.
So we get in there and the first thing I do is ask for a job. The guy at the counter (bary) tells me he'd JUST hired someone, and they don't hire girls at the monroe store anyway. Fucks to me. I find myself to be destined to work at a porn store sometime in my life, but I have no car to try to apply at the one in Henrietta. So we're all talking and the guy's telling us about how he goes off and hides in the various reigons of the back rooms of the store and we're amused by the descriptions and luxery of these hiding places and he suddenly hands me a key and tells us to check out the ladies room.
I opened the door and there was no light at first and then when there was one, we went down the stairs and saw a bunch of nice couches (ok, they were covered in ashes) a table (with guess what kind of magazines on it) and two stalls (one without a door). Everyone was being amazed by this for surprisingly longer than I, so I went back upstairs, and asked barry to shut off the lights down there so I could hear their screams. He said ok, and also he has control of the lock from up here too. So I heard the funniness and then he let them out. It was amusing.
Then he said to us "ever been locked in a porn store? Well, you're gonna be," and proceeded to lock the door so he could close and talk to us at the same time. He had some cool stories to tell us, most of which I don't remember enough details to bother putting in this entry, and then he told us about the trap door in the bathroom that led back up to the store. Nichole wanted so very badly to try it, but she decided we'd have to try it next time.
So that's my porn store adventure. I'm sure there will be many more as I have decided to be destined to work at one.
