Cleanliness is next to Nothing!

[diello]

Did you poop yourself? FUCKING LIAR!

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mucho: poor
loocho: ritz crackers

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MY ROOM IS CLEAN!!! And organized. And now, (four pictures- I recommend reading the rest of the post before clicking. It saves time)


1-My five foot Giger painting that I am very proud of.
2-One of only two posters actually hanging on my walls. This one's the Endless by Frank Quitly (or something).
3-My own Endless Gallery. Deliriu, Dream, and Dream and Death.
4-Hob Y Deri, aka hobs. My stuffed polar bear I've had since I was 11.
5-A sheet instead of a curtain.
6-Photos. The two in back are me and matt, pj and cindy, the two in front are me and my sister (age 5&6) and me, beanie and sean.
7-My little nightstand drawer I painted a while ago. Holds letters, cassettes, and random junk.
8-My file cabinet.
9-THE FLOOR! This thing hasn't been seen in about 6 months! Isn't it amazing? How many of you have one of these?


1-Things on my wall: My gift from Mark Groening, a thumb drum (not in picture), 2 lockets (np), a picture frame (np), my first watercolor.
2-My second watercolor, done for class.
3-Hotel paris clock/coathanger. Holds my coat, bathrobe, and jackets.
BOOKSHELF
4-reference books, orange barbie, living dead doll, some goth doll (it fell), water bottle from Zoe of Rasputina (currently holding pennies), 50s lunchbox, living dead doll, light bulb.
5-books, ugly bug case holding pins, a glass of water, (uh, something), old 50s music box (from the abandoned house), mum's tape recorder.
6-diaries, sketchbooks, russian doll, napkins, more books.
7-comics and magazines (and a box of gum).
(off the side are boas and a knit purse holding gum).
8-at the door: (on the door) my whip. (on the stand by the door) my purse, watch, shades, keys, (next shelf down) gloves, clock (bottom) a pink stuffed bunny.
9-shelves of tapes, and a rubber ducky.
10-top shelf: lava lamp, tv, playstation2, games.


1-on the wall: oriental scroll (gotten for a quarter!), pictures from last year's luis royo calander, the other of the two posters so far hanging on my walls- clockwork orange.
2-vanity mirror- fake ears, hats, chains, a voodoo doll, and zero (from nightmare b/f xmas); pictures of friends and hot people and both.
3-organization! mini drawers w/ hairbands, fixing stuff, bottlecaps, clothes pins, pushpins, and stuff. 2 pencil baskets, oriental healing balls, tarot cards, red box of my most special mementos, jewelry, hair thingies, perfume, alice figure, bottlecap/cork collection, more stuff, plastic tree, stuff.
4-unhung posters. There's at least ten.
5-basket of (mostly stuffed) toys.
6-"chair" that is actually a cabinet with a mexican blanket for a cushion (I had no other place to put the cabinet).
7-talent: violin, accordian, paintings.
8-the closet. enter if you dare. nah, it's not that bad.
9-rest of the top shelf: my favoritest birthday card ever (given to me by Brian), trinkets brian gave me, oriental lantern with a rose in it, my name in japanese framed (kojika), and hiding back there is an old teacup I need to put in the sink.
10-dvds, a Venom action figure with the head of barbie, and a little orphan annie doll. and more tapes.
11-my art/photo shelves.
12-my computer (duh) and a plethera of magazine clippings (same with the long line of pics below it).


1-whoops! there's more posters after all, but they are pretty much hidden away. I have to move them to another spot someday. Also, as you've probably noticed in all the other pics, I have a string of lights circulating my room.
2-the horde of cds. and a bottle (collaged by me) holding marbles, another lantern, an oil lamp given to me by matt, and did I mention cds?
3-my mightily full dresser, with a picture of Curse and a little alien thingie from a japanese magazine.
4-I forgot about that! Behind the dresser, hanigng off the doorknob (oh yeah, that's a door back there. leads to the dangerous closet), is my tail. I use to wear it all the time.
5-laundry. top one's whites, bottom one's colors.

Whew! Hope you liked that tour!

Among the pile that cluttered my room I found 3 bags of leftover chinese food, 2 pizza boxes, a phone number belonging to someone called "beer god," my Sisters of Mercy record (scratched), my tail, anti-inflamitory pills (I think), a condom, some unfinished letters, 7 corrupted dolls, one uncorrupted, and 2 others.... The adventure was grand and it lasted two days, but I made it out alive. By the time I finished, my contacts were bugging me, so I took them out. Now both my eyes are burning and itching and I'm thinking maybe my contacts were sheilding my eyes from whatever's causing these stupid allergies.

I watched a couple movies last week. Elephant was alright. It was put together well, but it was like an anti-movie. It was mostly like a camera following around these kids at high school, and it all leads up to a major event that changes everyone's lives It's just a normal day at school, except that it isn't. At least so says the tagline. I don't think you'd like it, but if you're curious, go see it. It's got good music (classical) and it actually does get you close to the characters from a distance, like it says on the box.
He Died With A Falaffel In His Hand was a pretty good movie. It stared Noah Taylor (who played David Helfgott (teen) in Shine). He's a writer in trouble with collection agencies and he moves from group house (not group home) to house and realizes that Hell is other people. Every one of his mates has some odd quirk and it all comes together eventually. In a static way.
There was a short film on the dvd's special features called Time Out. It was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. It was a five minute reel of these two guys (clearly adults), but they're in "time out" on a playground. Why was Timmy in timeout? "well, I saw london, and.. and I saw france. I saw Jamie's underpants!" What was Bobby in for? "I eat paste." Do you get it now? They're 4 years old. In time out. Even if you don't want to see Falaffel, rent it to see this short film. You will be glad you did; it's hilarious! I had to show my sister, mom, and some friends :)

Things I need to do before November:
-prepare a letter to Chuck Palahniuk.
-Figure out how to get Bufallo Kelly and myself into Cyn
-juggle one night of rocky horror with work.
-prepare a videotape audition as The Wasp for Marvel.
-fire a gun out of anger (preferably drunk).
-Spooky NY on my birthday.
-figure out where and when the hell I can throw a birthday party.
-pay off my debts so I can drive legally again.
-prepare notes for National Novel Writing Month.
-scare more kids for money.
-get a real job.
-burlesque, bellydance, and poi lessons with Lynn.
-watch as many horror and cheesy halloween movies as I can.
-get GWAR tickets.
-go to vertex.
-See Gene.
-get in 1-3 months of animal care training so I can send in my resume to  join the circus!
-put on deodorant.
-jerk off all over.


Okay. I'm tired, my nose is malfunctioning, my eyes are burning out of the sockets, and I feel like that little sudafed cartoon guy with the clamp on his head. I'm going to bed!

Comments

[pyrohaze.livejournal.com]

GWAR you say?? where GWAR??? tell me when where, and maybe i'll buy you tickets....maybe..muwhahahahahaha

[x-anomie-x.livejournal.com]

wow. we have a statue just like that one in our little cemetary just down the road...

I so want to know you. you're such a...person. a nice, round character to add to my little drama of a life:)

[diello.livejournal.com]

hehehe :) wow! Thank you very much! That statue was taken at Mt. Hope Cemetery in Rochester, NY.
Cheers!
~fawn

[kuraism.livejournal.com]

You fucking suck xD I want your room so bad. I should kill you for having a large room.

YAYA SUPER MILK CHAN