not the clown

[diello]

Fuck. Remind me to snip at my trench at least once a week. It took a half hour to mow down that fuckin' amazon!!! But after much agonizing neck strain to see what I was doing, I have nearly achieved my little girl status again.
Aren't you glad you clicked?

Comments

[pipkin.livejournal.com]

God. I hear ya.

[diello.livejournal.com]

I need a lawnmower

[gaffeizil.livejournal.com]

Didn't you get the tattoo of the stick guy lawnmowing your stuff?

[pipkin.livejournal.com]

No. I wanted to, but it wouldn't seem apropriate now, considering I shave everything all the time.

[prettydelial.livejournal.com]

hehehe, that's prolly the best lj entry i've seen in a while. you get a trophy :p

and trust me, I know.

[diello.livejournal.com]

I will polish my trophy in the dirtiest possible way :D

[prettydelial.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. YES! awesome :)*pictures you trying to use trophy to shave your snatch*

[diello.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *pictures me trying to use a trophy to shave my snatch!*
ahahahahahaha

[gaffeizil.livejournal.com]

Look, I'm all for women empowerment here but this crosses the line. Keep your privates private and keep your butt in my kitchen. It's not a difficult concept to grasp, right?

[diello.livejournal.com]

yes dear. I'm sorry dear. Please don't hit me again!

[gaffeizil.livejournal.com]

"Luuucyyyy!" *slap!*
"Waaaaah..."
"... ya hit her pretty hard there Rick."

[diello.livejournal.com]

I've always been talented with amusing people with my snatch :)

[sporks-rule.livejournal.com]

See, that is why I do weekly maintenance on my lawn. Little effort and less time.

[diello.livejournal.com]

It will be my new habit to do a weekly trim.