Honey in my Gears

Okay... last post of the day. Here we go!

My 15 month old cousin is the same size as my cat!!! look at him care

My cat imatating Chris Farley's death what? too soon?

Just me she eats purina puppy chow to get that shine on her coat!

PJ and Cindy dressed as Ronald McDonald and Wendy you know, the guy from mcdonalds and the chick from wendy's



Oh, and I never mentioned... the Clubhouse will be together once more! Gary and Nichole are going to pick up 2-D in Buffalo tomorrow! I'm mildly excited!
It's funny that Gary is the only guy from the Clubhouse that has a real name... 2-D, Burger, Chops, Pops, Tug...

Oh, sorry, I'm done now.

So Gary knocks at my door and tells me to come to the surface. Aparently, I've locked myself in my room for days and days again. So I come down to pee and eat something, and I talk to Gary.

Then I feel ill and say "I've been at the surface too long. I'm going back."

And he yells back, "GOD SPEED, MOLE-MAN!"

Now he calls me mole-man. Not only have I become a mole person, but I've changed genders as well. My life is perfect.

Nichole lost the Touch-a-thon. Aparently, one of the judges had it out for her. Gary watched as the woman watched her like a hawk, repeatedly calling other judges over and point at Nichole. She got out because she had an extra cm of her knee touching the car. What bullshit! She lasted about 20 hours.

Alan will be disappointed. He was going to visit her today.

Jon and I went over so I could give her my Fruits book and ibook. They were on a pee break, so we went to Crotch Topic so I could get a notebook and rummage through the discount rack. When we went back, we didn't see Nichole. Aparently, we'd just missed her, because when I called mum on the way out, she was on the way home with Nichole.



Also, I spent some time in #slavelabor last night. Talking to zooley, Obs, and attaching myself to lolahead's legs ;)
I want to go back tonight.

Jon + open bar = not good.

PJ and Cindy's wedding was by far the most interesting and unique wedding I've ever been to! The wedding was at the Planetarium and was incredibly beautiful, complete with musical slide-shows and planetary whatnot...

The reception was held uptown on East Ave and was incredibly hillarious! I cut-a-rug with Josh, mostly. We danced/acted out Paradise by the Dashboard Light, by Meatloaf (a tradition at my family's weddings). I loved it!

When PJ had to venture up Cindy's dress for the garter, he pulled out all kinds of toys! It was way too hillarious.

They got married yesterday. February 29th. Leap year. They're renewing their vows every four years. Next time, it's going to be in Vegas.

Very eventful evening. The wedding parcels on every table were CDs. The PJ and Cindy Wedding Soundtrack with a picture of them on it and a list of what's on it :)
All the songs are very delicious and lovely <3

Well that was fun. Jager bomb is my new favorite drink.

I went to Jeremiah's and met up with deluin where we talked, he introduced me to some of Nick and the Nice Guys and introduced me to the lovely aforementioned drink. Then discipleofchaos showed up. Rob and I agreed that I should get bombed and sing some kereoke. So I said 'I'm going home with you' and drank away. I ended up singing "wish you were here" by pink floyd and Rob gave me my Jeremiah's kareoke name 'Jezebel.'
We hung out for a while and then went to Elixir. I read Rob's finished script and talked to Beth while whatever and ever. And then we played with my goggles :)
I ended up going home with Kerry, which I feel bad about because he lives so far away and had to drive me back this morning. That's why I was pushing for you, Rob. You live close by. Well, and, you know, I love you :) and wanted to keep reading the script. But thank you Kerry, you're fucking awesome! <3 and Ted Bundy was a fucked up movie :)

I'm really cold, so I'm going to end this. Mum's going to kill me when she gets home. I never called last night :( oops.

I don't know how I feel tonight.
I had a really good time at the bar listening to kareoke and drinking beer. beer! ugh!! deluin was there and fun, Kerrie was there, Big Mike was there... I think I freaked Mike out by hugging him too much.
And I sang (read: sucked!)
I had a go at Ziggy Stardust, a song I sang all the time as a youngster and thought I was decent at. I kareoked it at a church party once way back, and people thought I was good. But I could hear them boo-ing. It was the first time I'd actually heard my own voice anyway. And it was flatter than Kansas (which has been proven to be flatter than a pancake). I will never sing again unless I am severely drunk.
I knew I should have started drinking before I got there. Some good ol' Dr. Worm would have cured my stage-fright.
This is why I don't know how to feel. I had a wonderful time. I hung out with Rob and didn't think of Matt at all. Then I sang. But if I didn't sing, I would have had an all around good time.
Also, Rob gave me my kareoke name "Lenore" named after America's favorite little dead girl <3
I thought he'd have picked Devi, but I like Lenore better anyway :)
Also, I discovered I have written "Hell Devi" written on the palm of my left hand. Hm. bah. I'm retiring, even though I'm not tired. I have to wake up at 8 or so to go to Canada to see Evil Dead The Musical (:D)
Convo of the eve:
"I'm going to go hang myself"
"I thought you already did that"
"the rope broke"
(Me and girl-with-rob-who's-name-I-can't-remember)

I finally got the bunny tattoo I've been wanting to get since last November. Jon and I went to Love Hate yesterday. He got the Japanese Kanji for Death to match the other arm, which has an ankh on it. Ben was oh-so wonderful to squeeze both of us in.

On November 17th, 2001, Beanie, Sean and I went out in search of a job for me to prepare for my permanent journey into Rochester. We went to Mercury Posters on Monroe Ave, and in the doorway, we saw one of those advertisements that usually have phone number tags to tear off at the bottom. Well this one had a big pic of the bunny on it, and little tear off bunnies at the bottom. The three of us got the last ones and I held mine up and declaired "I am going to get this tattooed to me someday!" Later that night, we went to a Pigface/Godhead/Meg Lee Chin show at Water Street Music Hall, and I met a new friend. We began dating soon after, and later, I discovered he was the originator of the bunny. So just so we're clear, I declaired to get the tattoo before we even met, and this is not some psycho ex girlfriend thing I'm doing here.

And somehow, since we're clearing things up, I feel I should mention once again that I am not having sex with Jon, Brian or anyone for that matter because my boyfriend lives in Pennsylvania!

Hmm... more news? Uh... I've been trying to hang out with friends as much as possible lately, and somehow am avoiding laundry even when I'm home. I've been hanging out with Jon a lot, I am trying to hang out with Brian more, but Mr. I Have A Car is always out and scaring old people at the times when I want to play, but I did drag him and Jon out to Jay's before I got my tattoo. Seems Brian and I only go to Villiage Gate when it's just the two of us lately. But that's okay. I like it.

Last week the two of us went to Dan Dangler's place and hung out and watched the simpsons and whatnot. Talked about upcoming shows... I haven't just hung out like that in a while... So I started going back to Zach's this week. Josh is back for a bit. Kelley's back too, but he's too busy having sex with Sara, who is also back. And Jenny's back too. And there is lots of the Faint playing right now. It's all fun and good in the house of Morley tonight.