![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Chuck Norris's Birthday!
Mar. 10th, 2008 08:11 pmWhen Chuck Norris was born the only one crying was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. Chuck Norris killed that man.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris invented the Cesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother’s womb.
Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris!
some of my favourite Chuck Norris facts:
When observing a Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that he actually rapes his victim in the ass, has a smoke with Dennis Leary, then roundhouse kicks them.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard, his foot went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart mid-flight.
Chuck Norris once had sex on the hood of a mack truck , afterwards, some of his semen dripped into the engine block. this is how Optimus Prime was born.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. Chuck Norris killed that man.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris invented the Cesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother’s womb.
Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris!
some of my favourite Chuck Norris facts:
When observing a Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that he actually rapes his victim in the ass, has a smoke with Dennis Leary, then roundhouse kicks them.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard, his foot went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart mid-flight.
Chuck Norris once had sex on the hood of a mack truck , afterwards, some of his semen dripped into the engine block. this is how Optimus Prime was born.
