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Poop For Peace
Apr. 16th, 2005 10:41 amI forgot to post this yesterday, so when it says "today is" it means "yesterday was." Snatched gracefully from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mooncalfe's weblog.
"For there to be peace, there must be understanding. For there to be understanding, there must be a common ground. But the further the chasm deepens, the more fundamental to basic human nature the common ground has to be.
And so today is Poop For Peace Day.
Poop is the one experience all human beings have in common. We may have varying ideas of God and politics, but the power of an impending poop is a higher calling to which every human must answer. Side by side in a public bathroom, any two human beings are stripped of their differences and reduced to their most basic essence: a pair of feet sticking out below the stall, and a pair of butt trumpets performing a greasy symphony to lament humanity's non-negotiable deference to the call of the vile.
Today is the day. Go to http://www.PoopReport.com/Peace for details on how to poop for peace -- and to declare to humanity that you did the deed."
mooncalfe's weblog."For there to be peace, there must be understanding. For there to be understanding, there must be a common ground. But the further the chasm deepens, the more fundamental to basic human nature the common ground has to be.
And so today is Poop For Peace Day.
Poop is the one experience all human beings have in common. We may have varying ideas of God and politics, but the power of an impending poop is a higher calling to which every human must answer. Side by side in a public bathroom, any two human beings are stripped of their differences and reduced to their most basic essence: a pair of feet sticking out below the stall, and a pair of butt trumpets performing a greasy symphony to lament humanity's non-negotiable deference to the call of the vile.
Today is the day. Go to http://www.PoopReport.com/Peace for details on how to poop for peace -- and to declare to humanity that you did the deed."
