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WHEN DID MY FEET GET SO BIG??? I must be a freaking size 8 now!

I need to do laundry

My strawberry attempted suicide after I said it looked like a buttplug. It jumped out of my hand and rolled around in the dirt and hair and dust on the kitchen floor.

I made caught a golden snitch

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1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions

"On the third night he shall dream that he unlocks the box with the key."
-Dream Hunters, by Neil Gaiman

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Please don't call me if you're not going to pay attention to the conversation that hasn't even begun yet.

I. am. not. letting. it. get. to. me. I. will. not. become. sad.