I will urinate on your carpet, drink your beer and impregnate your doggies!

Aparently, Jon finds it more attractive that I have a job! Go me! That makes recent possibilities of dismal so damn okay! I'm using a lot of exclamation points! Why?! Because! Exclamation Point is the highest peak in america!

So this job is it's own small world.

Small world #1
The boss, James, knows EVERYBODY in town who comes in. His fiancee, Beth, owns the bookstore next door to the cafe to which I informed her of my 3 years of bookstore experience and it's my dream job and all that. James and Beth will be discussing my schedule in the near future (in about a month or so).

Small world #2
I served this one guy Chili this morning. After I got home, mum told me that guy was an old friend of the family's. I haven't seen him in well over 10 years.

Small world #3
Mum also informed me that My Uncle Frank knows Beth, and also James by default. He said he'd put in a good word for me :)

Small world #4
I found out that the Writers Guild is held at Phoenix Cafe on Teusdays. I've always wanted to do this :) I'm going this teusday with paper, my mac and oh I'm so excited (yeah, if I get the bookstore job, who's gonna bet they'll never see me again?)



Jon got his samurai pants today. He's a happy clam. They look really good and are comfortable. He got his first retarded comment too. In the elevator on the way back from Wendy's (mind you, this elevator is so small it can't comfortably hold 10 people), some guy behind us leaned over to his friend and said "that guy's wearing a dress" to which Jon turned around and said "it's not a dress" and the guy's brain fell out and he said "I said my hair's a mess!"

Fucker. As locopuff would say... FEH.

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Directly quoted from pale_n_morbid's journal. I think it'll be fun:

I want to do that interview thing that was making the rounds a few months back, except modified a little bit. What i want is for everybody in the form of a comment to ask me 3 questions. No holds barred questions and i'll answer them in a post later on. Anonymous comments still havent been disabled, so feel free to ask that way if you wish. If you want me to ask you three questions back, just let me know in the reply. These questions can be anything at all, ranging from stupid fluff questions to serious "meaning of life" types.

ready? GO!

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Interviews so far...

pale_n_morbid asked and I answered...

1. Where do you see yourself in five years. Be very descriptive.
If you asked me a little while ago, I probably would have said I'd seriously be dead by then. I'm starting to come back out of my depression. I'd say I'd be promising to lose weight and look super hot for my ten year high school reunion with my best friend Kelly :)
But normally I don't generally look that far into my future. And as a joke, when someone asks 'where do you see yourself in (let's say 5) years,' I usually answer by saying "I won't think about where I'll be in five years, because I'll have been dead for four." :)

2. Truth, beauty, freedom, or love and why.
I've always wanted love more than anything. When I'm loved I feel free, I feel beautiful, and if it's really love, it's usually truthful.

3. if you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one ability (be it intangible like inner strength, or a superpower like having x ray vision) what would it be and why.
Mwahaha... I've had this one planned out since I was wee.
I want to be able to speak/play, read, understand and write every language, including human, (maybe animal), computer, and musical. Because I can't afford to take lessons.


debellum asked and I answered...

1. Do you realize your icon creeps me out for some unknown reason?
Yes. It creeps many people out. They are the parents of "OH! Mikey" a japanese show about an american maniquin family moving to Japan. It's very fucking funny and you should check it out.

2. Will ya dance with me once at PJ/Cindy's wedding? It is acceptable/encouraged to be a completely random, goofy dance.
Of course. but I'm not a goofy dancer.

3. If a smurf mated with an oompaloompa, would a toaster like the taste of egg rolls?
Only if I can watch and maybe raise the little bloompa :)


gaffeizil asked and I answered...

1 - Are you going to keep going to Rocky?
I'll most likely go as audience. But participation... feh...

2 - How many flim-flams in a thingamajig?
Three. One to screw it in, and the other two to argue about how the old one was so much better.

3 - Don't you hate it when people are overly dramatic and don't know it?
Shut up shut up. I'm so alone. Go on! Get outta here, NO DON'T GO! Nobody loves me I'M A FREAK!