I Hate You So Fucking Much
May. 9th, 2005 09:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dielloThe most annoying classmate in this three-student advertising class is JoAnne. Why is she annoying? Because it seems she's JUST realized there was a sexual revolution where women are just as good as men. She's that age, you know? Late 40s, early 50s, whatever. But she's still close-minded about things.
Me, namely.
She doesn't seem to have a real problem with me, but anything I am or stand for or like, she's completely retarded about. For instance...
She came across an ad in a Marie Claire magazine that showed a nude girl. Nothing really SEXY about it, but she was naked and she got horribly offended, calling it soft porn. SOFT PORN!! What the hell... does it have to be a painting that's 300 years old to NOT be concidered porn?
And OF COURSE everything in any magazine that's NOT off the happy homes and popular fashion racks is totally OUT THERE! and SCARY. GRUMBLEFUCKGRUMBLE (for lack of a better word)!
Today, we had to pick companies/products to make advertisements for in specific publications. I picked Fredericks of Hollywood, Vince asked what publications, and she said "Playboy, PentHouse... it's just like Victoria's Secret only RAUNCHIER, right?" What an ignorant douche! And then she said she couldn't see ANY KIND OF LINGERE ads in Bitch because feminists are all anti-sexy. I really wanted to beat the crap out of her.
Then she's trying to remember the names of all these "black magazines" and I thought she was talking about goth mags, but she was talking about black people magazines. And that's an idea, but black people read Cosmo, too! And it's not like Fredericks doesn't reach out to black people (not to mention, lady, there're other races out there. Let's not forget about the hot asians). She just doesn't get it.
Okay. Done ranting about her.
In other news, Mum and Nichole will be on a plane to London this afternoon. I have no idea how they're getting to the airport because out of the 3 possible driver options (not to mention mum and nichole), I'm the only one who knows how to get there and back. But I have three classes that all mush into each other on mondays and probably won't make it for them unless I skip my internship class. I don't have an internship yet anyway.
They'll figure it out. With or without my help, I guess.
Oh, and I get mum's car while she's out.
Me, namely.
She doesn't seem to have a real problem with me, but anything I am or stand for or like, she's completely retarded about. For instance...
She came across an ad in a Marie Claire magazine that showed a nude girl. Nothing really SEXY about it, but she was naked and she got horribly offended, calling it soft porn. SOFT PORN!! What the hell... does it have to be a painting that's 300 years old to NOT be concidered porn?
And OF COURSE everything in any magazine that's NOT off the happy homes and popular fashion racks is totally OUT THERE! and SCARY. GRUMBLEFUCKGRUMBLE (for lack of a better word)!
Today, we had to pick companies/products to make advertisements for in specific publications. I picked Fredericks of Hollywood, Vince asked what publications, and she said "Playboy, PentHouse... it's just like Victoria's Secret only RAUNCHIER, right?" What an ignorant douche! And then she said she couldn't see ANY KIND OF LINGERE ads in Bitch because feminists are all anti-sexy. I really wanted to beat the crap out of her.
Then she's trying to remember the names of all these "black magazines" and I thought she was talking about goth mags, but she was talking about black people magazines. And that's an idea, but black people read Cosmo, too! And it's not like Fredericks doesn't reach out to black people (not to mention, lady, there're other races out there. Let's not forget about the hot asians). She just doesn't get it.
Okay. Done ranting about her.
In other news, Mum and Nichole will be on a plane to London this afternoon. I have no idea how they're getting to the airport because out of the 3 possible driver options (not to mention mum and nichole), I'm the only one who knows how to get there and back. But I have three classes that all mush into each other on mondays and probably won't make it for them unless I skip my internship class. I don't have an internship yet anyway.
They'll figure it out. With or without my help, I guess.
Oh, and I get mum's car while she's out.
