not the clown

[diello]

Fuck. Remind me to snip at my trench at least once a week. It took a half hour to mow down that fuckin' amazon!!! But after much agonizing neck strain to see what I was doing, I have nearly achieved my little girl status again.
Aren't you glad you clicked?

Comments

[pipkin.livejournal.com]

God. I hear ya.

[prettydelial.livejournal.com]

hehehe, that's prolly the best lj entry i've seen in a while. you get a trophy :p

and trust me, I know.

[gaffeizil.livejournal.com]

Look, I'm all for women empowerment here but this crosses the line. Keep your privates private and keep your butt in my kitchen. It's not a difficult concept to grasp, right?

[sporks-rule.livejournal.com]

See, that is why I do weekly maintenance on my lawn. Little effort and less time.