Dear Ross,

mooncalfe. You suck >:( Now I have to go to Rocky. Just for that, I've canceled my order to Borders.com for The Abandoned.

Okay, it wasn't anything YOU did, really, but I put in that order 2 months ago and was supposed to get it within 3-5 days. I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed, and not in this direction. And yes, I know it's OoP, but I'm not about to pay 78.36 on Amazon for a used copy.

Relatedly, that was the fastest call to Customer Service I've ever had! Tres impressiv!

PS: mooncalfe. You don't really suck. You're still awesome.