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I just remembered it's physically impossible for me to be sad on April Fool's day. It's 4am and I've already set up my one traditional prank (that gets 'em every time, surprisingly) and another new prank that involves a hand-crafted fetus, vaseline, and fake blood ;)
I plan on more :)
And don't worry when you see lots of blood and bruises on me. I assure you, most of the blood will be somebody elses.

after I get all the pranks out of my system. I'll continue to mope about until some solution presents itself.

April Fool :P

Previous crisis averted. It was all misinterpretation :\ I have deleted that entry, but I did save all your wonderfully sweet comments :)



Mum didn't like my prank. I forgot she's dealing with a dying relative =_= but she said she'd look back and laugh because that's the kind of family we are.
Gary loved it! I think mum threw it out, otherwise, I'd post a picture of it.

For the curious, I'd molded a little fetus out of clay, smeared it with vasaline, to make it shiny/slimy, plopped it on the bathroom floor in front of the toilet, and smothered it in fake blood.

My other prank was switching the cereals in their boxes.

I decided against going to work looking battered and bruised, sadly, and I have yet to perform more heinous acts...





the day's not over yet

Oh, and before I forget...

Wrong woman hurt in 'rape fantasy' tryst

A California man has pleaded guilty to residential burglary after he set up a meeting with a woman on a rape fantasy Internet chat page, but instead broke into a different woman's apartment.

Now that's funny...