diello: (rainlady)
Mrs. Valentine ([personal profile] diello) wrote2004-05-30 12:06 am
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Two Dimentional Garbage Plates

2-D invited me out for garbage plates, his treat. What fun! He wore Gary's Nikki Six wig and imitated Bubba Ho-whatever. Then this slutty little girl and her popular little friends walked in IN HER FUCKING UNDERPANTS. She didn't even have a nice ass! What the shittle. Anyway, we all had fun. It was me, 2-d, Sheena, Gary and Nichole. Then we drove through the car wash. It was entertaining. 2-d had control of the windows, so I was victemized a couple times.

Then home.

Earlier today, [livejournal.com profile] wcsfallen and I went to the thrift store in Canandaigua which had some bitchin' dresses, none of which fit me because I'm a fat tub of lard. Speaking of, 2-d just did shots of butter packets tonight. It was nasty. But not as nasty as when I hollowed out my bread and filled it with my garbage... and then squeezed it out to make it look like I was eating out a hot piece of ass!

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